You know you...

You know that you should have gone back to sleep at 4am instead of waking up when you start watching stupid late night TV. ...

You know that you need to visit a special, close and personal friend when you. ...
 
You know that you need to visit a special, close and personal friend when you receive the polaroids in the mail.

You know you should have increased your credit limit when...
 
You know you should have increased your credit limit when you can not just buy that Bentley with your credit card.

You know your mammary glands are way over sized when. ...
 
You know your mammary glands are way over sized when you don't even bother going to Bras 'n' Things because they only go to D

You know that a bacon and egg roll hits the spot when...
 
You know that a bacon and egg roll hits the spot when you have been stuck in your bomb shelter for 6 weeks.

You know you partner has crabs when...
 
You know you partner has crabs when the milkman is scratching, a lot.

You know that the fridge is the culprit when...
 
You know that the fridge is the culprit when Gil Grissom (CSI - from Las Vegas) emerges with an insect between tweezers.

You know you watch way too much US TV when. ...
 
You know you watch way too much US TV when you take notes during infomercials.

You know German TV is too boring when.....
 
You know German TV is too boring when even the fetish movies are preferred viewing.

You know that 6am on a holiday day is too early when...
 
You know that 6am on a holiday day is too early when all the stores are closed.

You know a week without Alaskarat on this forum is like a week without.....
 
You know a week without Alaskarat on this forum is like a week without masturbation, frustrating and unsatisfying.

You know that you are going to need to bite your tongue a lot when...
 
You know that you are going to need to bite your tongue a lot when Ashspet says 'a week without masturbation'.

You know you have lived a very 'fast' life when. ...
 
You know you have lived a very 'fast' life when you die in bed with three hookers, four of your six wives, covered in body oil, snorting coke off the arse of the girl next to you, as you have a heart attack as you explode, nuts deep in your favourite person.

You know that your life is rather tame when...
 
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