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ashspet

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You know you've been reading too much old sci-fi when you actually go and study science so you can check if the stuff in the books is actually true or possible.

You know your computer is too slow when...
 

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You know you are tired when examining the inside of your eyelids is too much effort.

You know it's time to skedaddle when....
 

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You know you shouldn't have gone in there when there is an unbelievable roaring sound and the walls start shaking and piranha start falling from the roof.

You know it wasn't a good idea to eat that when......
 

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You know it wasn't a good idea to eat that when you see it again on the way out.

You know you need a massage when...
 

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You know you need a massage when your adrenalin starts responding with the message "sorry, out of stock"

You know you're obsessed with a tv show when...
 

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You know you're obsessed with a TV show when it's all you can watch morning, noon and night...

You know that you should be able to call in for a day off when...
 

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You know that you should be able to call in for a day off whenever you feel like it, just "because" :hug:

You know you should eat more when...
 

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You know you should eat more when you faint from starvation.

You know you should eat less when...
 

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You know you should drink less when you can not only not remember what happened the night before, but also most of the last week. That and having your lungs fill with fluid.

You know that the world is out to get you when...
 

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You know that the world is out to get you when the day has a 'y' in it.

You know you should own as assault rifle when...
 

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You know you should own as assault rifle when the day has a y in it

You know that TGIF when...
 

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You are drunk and should have typed QWERTY

You know you should be the best mate of Ashspet when. ...
 
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You know you should be the best mate of Ashspet when you're happy to buy the beers

You know that things just got scary when...
 

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You know that things just got scary when you need to change your underwear.

You know you shouldn't have taken that turn when...
 

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You know you shouldn't have taken that turn when all the street lights start flickering and go out.

You know that it happened when...
 

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You know that it happened when you wake up all sticky.

You know you shouldn't have eaten a cheese sandwich with a sprinkling of nutmeg before bed, when...
 

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You know you shouldn't have eaten a cheese sandwich with a sprinkling of nutmeg before bed, when you are waiting for a delivery of a scalextric F1 race way set, and want some more sleep.

You know you have not grown up yet when. ...
 
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