You know you...

You know you have not grown up yet when you STILL want a electric car set for Christmas.

You know that lying on the bed was a bad idea when
 
You know that lying on the bed was a bad idea when your 56th birthday present arrives, an F1 scalextric set arrives at the front door and you nearly miss the delivery.

You know that you should have prepared your loft to recieve you 56th birthday present when. ...
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_GreensladeYou know that you should have prepared your loft to receive you 56th birthday present when an F1 scalextric set arrives at the front door :dance:

You know that the washing machine is broken when...
 
You know that the washing machine is broken when you open the door and get wet feet.

You know you need to get your arse in gear when...
 
You know you need to get your arse in gear when the gendarmes light up behind you.

You know that you've annoyed the Gods when...
 
You know that you've annoyed the gods when a priest walks up to you and gives you the one finger salute.

you know that you're in trouble with the rozzers when...
 
you know that you're in trouble with the rozzers when they clap you in handcuffs.

You know that you're in trouble with ashspet when...
 
You know that you're in trouble with ashspet when she sticks bananas up your tailpipe and sets them on fire.

You know that just looking at one more thread is a bad idea when...
 
You know that just looking at one more thread is a bad idea when Zzzzzzzzzzzz

You know that getting up this morning was a bad idea when...
 
You know that getting up this morning was a bad idea when you thought it was Monday and ran around like a headless chook until you realised it was Wednesday

You know you should have gone to bed an hour ago when...
 
You know you should have gone to bed an hour ago when you wake up with QWERTY imprinted backwards on your forehead.

You know you should kick them in the goolies when...
 
You know you should kick them in the goolies when they lean over the bar and grab your boobs.

You know you can be a bit extreme when..........
 
You know you can be a bit extreme when you realise your wardrobe seems to consist mainly of leather. And the rest is latex.

You know it's time to go home when...
 
You know it's time to go home when the clocks strike 12 and you feel yourself start turning into a pumpkin.

You know that there is bugger all on TV to watch when...
 
You know that there is bugger all on TV to watch when...You only have analogue.

You know you have no skill when it comes to making a Cornish Pastie when. ...

 
You know you have no skill when it comes to making a Cornish Pastie when not even the dog will go near it

You know Cobol's been missed from the Game Forum when...
 
You know Cobol's been missed from the Game Forum when this thread has stalled for over ten days.

You know you haven't missed him, when... :)tease:)
 
You know you haven't missed him when you've been missing for several months and no one noticed.

You know it's time to get a new toothbrush when...
 
You know it's time to get a new toothbrush when it tastes like dog urine.

You know it is time cancel your flight when....
 
You know it is time cancel your flight when the man in front of you has ticking hand luggage.

You know it is time to stuff your fist down that bloke's cakehole when...
 
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