The following is a list of items you'll need to be an effective evaluator of young talent:
1. Short shorts
2. Colorful polo - tucked into aforementioned short shorts
3. Generic baseball cap - which can be worn backwards in the presence of urban youths
4. Dollar store stopwatch
5. Ear-piercing whistle - to be worn around the neck at all times
6. Large clipboard
7. Knockoff designer sunglasses
8. White socks - should be just long enough to look awkward
9. Brand new Nikes - must be blindingly white
10. Expensive wristwatch