SIABSC - who would you want to see crash and burn and why?

tone76 · November 29th, 2008, 12:34 AM

Inspired by this thread. Same deal, only which Aussie celebs would you like to see overcook the Proton and end up in a huge fireball.

I'll start:

Kyle Sandilands. I probably don't need to elaborate, but just in case ... the guy is a fucking tool. And Australian Idol, just like the rest of the Idol franchise, sucks balls and keep pushing the untalented onto hapless teenagers across Australia, of which Sandilands is the least talented of all. Bonus points if Jackie O is in the car with him at the time.

Any one of the Chaser guys. Take your pick. Not because I dislike the Chaser, rather I could see one of them doing it deliberately as an hilarious prank.

fbc · November 29th, 2008, 12:40 AM

Dammit, my immediate, and only, thought was Kyle Sandilands. Maybe they could have him crash and burn each week.

Sarnya · November 29th, 2008, 12:43 AM

Any one of Home and Away/Neighbours fame... Can't stand soapies images/smilies/puke.gif

Akmal Saleh, he absolutely irratates me... doesn't know when to shut up.

melbournian · November 29th, 2008, 2:55 AM

Sam Newman.

stiggie · November 29th, 2008, 3:17 AM

Harold Scruby

Tranquillizer · November 29th, 2008, 8:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by melbournian

Sam Newman.

you are bloody rite.
+1 for you mate.
i hated when he whinged about Lamborghini didnt tell him that they are releasing LP640 and he sued Lamborghini. Lamborghini gave him a finger anyways.

melbournian · November 29th, 2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tranquillizer

you are bloody rite.
+1 for you mate.
i hated when he whinged about Lamborghini didnt tell him that they are releasing LP640 and he sued Lamborghini. Lamborghini gave him a finger anyways.

He WHAT!?

Excuse my French, but what a fucking idiot.

fbc · November 29th, 2008, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by melbournian

Excuse my French, but what a fucking idiot.

"Sam Newman" and "Fucking Idiot" are interchangeable terms, i.e. "Did you see what Joe did last night when we was wasted? He's such a Sam Newman", or "Christ, that Sam Newman's such a Sam Newman".

melbournian · November 29th, 2008, 12:35 PM

so true. God that man makes my blood boil though, I just don't understand how anyone can actually like him.

Richmondgal · November 30th, 2008, 12:22 AM

Kevin Rudd, anyone?

tone76 · November 30th, 2008, 2:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richmondgal

Kevin Rudd, anyone?

Only if John Howard is in the passenger seat. images/smilies/dry.gif

Also, Sam Newman, Akmal and Harold Scruby ALMOST got mentioned in my OP, but I decided I had to leave some options for my fellow Aussie TGers. That said, I'm surprised Eddie Maguire hasn't made it on the list yet.

One more for the list ... Rogue Traders. They are the worst thing to happen to Australian dance music since Disco Montego, and therefore deserve to die in a fireball.

GerFix · November 30th, 2008, 5:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stiggie

Harold Scruby

Prolly shouldn't say this, but I'd rather to see him run over by a flaming bog standard car driven by Andrew Daddo, with his brother Cameron in the passenger seat with Graham Richardson wedged between Jacki O and that Kyle fucker in the back.

Why? Harold Scruby is the natural enemy of the motorist and a hypocrite, the Daddo's and Jacki O/Kyle S are empty caricatures that represent all that is wrong with Australian media, and Graham Richardson is a corrupt (former) politician, who never got punished. images/smilies/mad.gif

stiggie · November 30th, 2008, 5:48 AM

But the important thing is that Harold would be dead, right?

GerFix · November 30th, 2008, 6:21 AM

Yes, but in an appropriate way .... as a pedestrian. images/smilies/wink.gif

Tranquillizer · November 30th, 2008, 9:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stiggie

Harold Scruby

y not but with a peds push button up his ****.

tone76 · November 30th, 2008, 9:35 AM

If you're a fan of Harold Scruby's work, check out the various complaints about car advertisements at the Advertising Standards Bureau's website. Whilst the complaints don't name names, you can tell that most of the complaints about car ads come from him or one of his several followers. After all, he is the only reason the FCAI Code of Practice for Motor Vehicle Advertising came about in the first place ... images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Hidden_Hunter · November 30th, 2008, 10:08 AM

Peter Garret,

He can have a short and jockular trip

GerFix · November 30th, 2008, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tone76

If you're a fan of Harold Scruby's work, check out the various complaints about car advertisements at the Advertising Standards Bureau's website. Whilst the complaints don't name names, you can tell that most of the complaints about car ads come from him or one of his several followers. After all, he is the only reason the FCAI Code of Practice for Motor Vehicle Advertising came about in the first place ... images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

After reading the first automotive related link I clicked there, I was wondering what you where talking about, Tone. That link was the Daimler/Chrysler one and the complaint was that someone in the ad had a big nose! .... Then, I read the Suzuki Australia complaint and now I see what you mean.

I would debate you though that Scruby has followers. Most of his organisations (Pedestrian Council, AusFlag, Kick Fugly Out of Mosman etc.) have a membership of one and are run out of his home (where he also keeps the 4WD he ran over a pedestrian with). images/smilies/mad.gif

GerFix · November 30th, 2008, 12:13 PM

Double post ... my bad ..... but I missed this earlier:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hidden_Hunter

Peter Garret,

He can have a short and jockular trip

You could have some fun with him. images/smilies/smile.gif

"Bed Are Burning" playing in the background and when he crashes, I'd love to see him jump out on fire, doing some Midnight Oil Dancing (popular in the 80s) in an attempt to put out the flames. images/smilies/lol.gif

I hate him almost as much as Scruby. My GF works for the United Nations and was in Bali for the Kyoto meeting last year. From her accounts (and she was sitting at the same table as Garrett) ... he treated it as just a big piss up, at the tax payers expense. The guy is a phony waster and an alcoholic. images/smilies/mad.gif

dragonboy3000 · November 30th, 2008, 12:20 PM

Michael Caton

November 29th, 2008, 12:34 AM	#1
tone76 Joined: Jul 12th, 2005 Last Online: 3:05 AM Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,013 Car: 2 Mazdas, 2 Hondas ... 14 wheels in total Rep Power: 37	SIABSC - who would you want to see crash and burn and why? Inspired by this thread. Same deal, only which Aussie celebs would you like to see overcook the Proton and end up in a huge fireball. I'll start: Kyle Sandilands. I probably don't need to elaborate, but just in case ... the guy is a fucking tool. And Australian Idol, just like the rest of the Idol franchise, sucks balls and keep pushing the untalented onto hapless teenagers across Australia, of which Sandilands is the least talented of all. Bonus points if Jackie O is in the car with him at the time. Any one of the Chaser guys. Take your pick. Not because I dislike the Chaser, rather I could see one of them doing it deliberately as an hilarious prank. __________________ My next car will be a Koenigsaab! (hopefully)

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fbc Moderator Joined: Jan 8th, 2005 Last Online: November 11th, 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 34 Posts: 11,776 Car: 2006 MY07 Astra SRi Turbo Rep Power: 128	Dammit, my immediate, and only, thought was Kyle Sandilands. Maybe they could have him crash and burn each week. __________________ www.sniffpetrol.com

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melbournian Not A Dude Joined: Oct 16th, 2008 Last Online: November 19th, 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 23 Posts: 1,100 Car: 2003 Honda Jazz VTi-S Rep Power: 46	so true. God that man makes my blood boil though, I just don't understand how anyone can actually like him.

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stiggie Joined: Feb 11th, 2007 Last Online: 12:10 AM Location: Wollongong, Australia Age: 29 Posts: 1,394 Car: Ford Focus LX Rep Power: 35	But the important thing is that Harold would be dead, right? __________________ "Cupiditus, at purgamentum."

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GerFix Joined: Oct 13th, 2007 Last Online: November 10th, 2009 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 534 Car: BMW E92 M3, MG TF160, Citroen C2 VTS Rep Power: 19	Yes, but in an appropriate way .... as a pedestrian. __________________ This Pork Sword

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tone76 Joined: Jul 12th, 2005 Last Online: 3:05 AM Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,013 Car: 2 Mazdas, 2 Hondas ... 14 wheels in total Rep Power: 37	If you're a fan of Harold Scruby's work, check out the various complaints about car advertisements at the Advertising Standards Bureau's website. Whilst the complaints don't name names, you can tell that most of the complaints about car ads come from him or one of his several followers. After all, he is the only reason the FCAI Code of Practice for Motor Vehicle Advertising came about in the first place ... __________________ My next car will be a Koenigsaab! (hopefully)

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