[07x01] November 13th, 2005 - Page 11

Izari · February 1st, 2006, 04:35 PM

what is that quote actually...
from the ASCARI review...
"People's trident scale doesn't necessarily increase with their wallet size?"
????
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Labcoatguy · February 1st, 2006, 05:18 PM

Driving skill. Were you in a mythological state of mind when you heard "trident scale"? Sounds like a weapons rating system.

DarrenBaker · May 10th, 2006, 02:11 AM

Did anyone ever figure out what that sheet of paper said?

ig1 pimp · August 4th, 2006, 02:44 PM

did u see dat boy doin burnouts dat boi lives round my area da 1 wit da skyline 34

if any1 dnt belive me ill shw u da pic on msn

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STrRedWolf · October 18th, 2006, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarrenBaker

Did anyone ever figure out what that sheet of paper said?

Fifthed. I think there's a good group of people who are asking about it.

Ephexis · October 28th, 2006, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ig1 pimp

did u see dat boy doin burnouts dat boi lives round my area da 1 wit da skyline 34

if any1 dnt belive me ill shw u da pic on msn

firesskyline_rimz@hotmail.com

No need for me to try and comment on this one!

BlaRo · November 1st, 2006, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ig1 pimp

did u see dat boy doin burnouts dat boi lives round my area da 1 wit da skyline 34

if any1 dnt belive me ill shw u da pic on msn

firesskyline_rimz@hotmail.com

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LurkerPatrol · February 2nd, 2007, 06:49 AM

Sorry for necromancing, but I was watching this episode (I should say I'm WATCHING this episode) and what made me laugh really hard was during the Ascari review, Hamster talks about the origin of the name.

He goes "this is ascari, bla bla world champ bla bla" and you see ascari taking the trophy and almost dropping it, and he separates the bottom part from the top part LOL! Then hammond (right on cue I might add says) "he's a special man".

I just cracked up so much from seeing that lol

AnGuRuSO · February 2nd, 2007, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hkhandrika

Sorry for necromancing, but I was watching this episode (I should say I'm WATCHING this episode) and what made me laugh really hard was during the Ascari review, Hamster talks about the origin of the name.

He goes "this is ascari, bla bla world champ bla bla" and you see ascari taking the trophy and almost dropping it, and he separates the bottom part from the top part LOL! Then hammond (right on cue I might add says) "he's a special man".

I just cracked up so much from seeing that lol

Yea, the Ascari review is one of Hammonds best. I really like the part at the start where he's reading the letters.

charley · August 28th, 2007, 05:01 PM

Hi everyone,

I've been reading the whole topic but it seems we still don't know what was written on the paper clarkson showed to hammond and may to shut them up.

We may suppose it could be "cocks buy porsches" just like the paper in the back of jeremy at the end of the episode, but then he could have shown it on TV ...

I'm surprised no one has a clue about this sheet of paper. I wonder if we'll find out someday actually...

Frederic · August 29th, 2007, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charley

Hi everyone,

I've been reading the whole topic but it seems we still don't know what was written on the paper clarkson showed to hammond and may to shut them up.

Timecode?

Queen of Meh · October 15th, 2007, 02:08 PM

Did anyone ever find out what Jeremy had written on the piece of paper to shut James and Richard up?

MacGuffin · May 12th, 2008, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen of Meh

Did anyone ever find out what Jeremy had written on the piece of paper to shut James and Richard up?

Either something very dirty or something he could not hold into the camera for legal reasons.

I don't think it was "Cocks buy Porsches", as someone earlier assumed.

I'm just in the process of burning all Top Gear episodes on DVD (2 episodes per disc) and reached series 7 now. I think it's a really great episode.

As a German of course I thought Jeremy's Nazi joke was a bit over the top but a) I know it's kind of a reflex reaction for him and b) it's not like he wasn't provoked by that ridiculous teabag/teaspoon compartment in the glove box of the Mini Clubman. After all, as a tea drinker I know that using a tea bag is sacrilege!!

By the way: I happen so live in the area of Europe with the highest tea consumption and who says that glove compartment was not directed at us here? images/smilies/tongue.gif

Frederic · June 3rd, 2008, 08:25 AM

Can anyone check 21:58. Does hammond really say he's doing 140 mph? On that bumpy bit of road?

klankymen · June 3rd, 2008, 02:09 PM

Hey, at the beginning they say something about "britains biggest paving slab" - what event are they referring to there?

efoolution · June 4th, 2008, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klankymen

Hey, at the beginning they say something about "britains biggest paving slab" - what event are they referring to there?

... Britain's Got Talent, I always guessed ... but I don´t know ...

klankymen · June 5th, 2008, 06:30 PM

thanks

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charley Joined: Oct 10th, 2006 Last Online: November 23rd, 2008 Location: Versailles, FRANCE Age: 23 Posts: 105 Car: want a caterham Rep Power: 0	Hi everyone, I've been reading the whole topic but it seems we still don't know what was written on the paper clarkson showed to hammond and may to shut them up. We may suppose it could be "cocks buy porsches" just like the paper in the back of jeremy at the end of the episode, but then he could have shown it on TV ... I'm surprised no one has a clue about this sheet of paper. I wonder if we'll find out someday actually... __________________ "That's how you meet the French, shouting at them!" Jeremy Clarkson, revving up the engine of his DB9 on the French motorways on his way to Monte Carlo

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Labcoatguy Joined: Mar 27th, 2005 Last Online: 11:54 PM Location: Boston, MA Age: 25 Posts: 2,493 Car: None, but soon enough Rep Power: 75	Driving skill. Were you in a mythological state of mind when you heard "trident scale"? Sounds like a weapons rating system.

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LurkerPatrol Joined: Apr 24th, 2006 Last Online: 07:10 PM Location: Berkeley & San Diego, California Age: 21 Posts: 1,448 Car: Invisible boatmobile Rep Power: 59	Sorry for necromancing, but I was watching this episode (I should say I'm WATCHING this episode) and what made me laugh really hard was during the Ascari review, Hamster talks about the origin of the name. He goes "this is ascari, bla bla world champ bla bla" and you see ascari taking the trophy and almost dropping it, and he separates the bottom part from the top part LOL! Then hammond (right on cue I might add says) "he's a special man". I just cracked up so much from seeing that lol

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