[A Stig related thread]

hype · June 20th, 2009, 3:01 PM

From Clarkson's column in the sun today.

WHO is the Stig? On the internet more people search for the answer to this than ask about the meaning of life or how they may get bigger genital.

Some say that he is a post man from Wakefield and that he invented cheese.

Others argue that there are several Stigs, who are all grown on a farm just out side Nancy in France.

All we know is.... that no one has a clue.

But all that will change tomorrow night when the Stig barges into the studio and in a atmosphere you could cut with a knife, removes his helmet.

flydiscovery · June 20th, 2009, 3:11 PM

Also mentioned on Transmission a few minutes ago.

The Sun has the worst website I've ever seen. I can't manage to find the article online.

Mineworksfine · June 20th, 2009, 3:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hype

From Clarkson's column in the sun today.

WHO is the Stig? On the internet more people search for the answer to this than ask about the meaning of life or how they may get bigger genital.

Some say that he is a post man from Wakefield and that he invented cheese.

Others argue that there are several Stigs, who are all grown on a farm just out side Nancy in France.

All we know is.... that no one has a clue.

But all that will change tomorrow night when the Stig barges into the studio and in a atmosphere you could cut with a knife, removes his helmet.

I think most people have read between the lines and worked out what's going on, when, how and why but I'm not going to spoil anyone's fun by revealing it here. images/smilies/tongue.gif

Suffice it to say the supposed revealing of the Stig is a total red herring, horseshit and complete cobblers and will be the hot topic of discussion in every workplace and educational establishment as well as right across the media come Monday morning. images/smilies/wink.gif

flydiscovery · June 20th, 2009, 3:32 PM

What's this? Top gear using red herrings? NEVER!

vikiradTG2007 · June 20th, 2009, 4:08 PM

Red herring it's going to be. More brightly red than Max Mosley's red and freshly spanked arse.

One curious thing I noticed: they're not allowing comments to be posted on the story on the TG website.

EDIT: I hope everyone saw Stiggie at Silverstone today.

_HighVoltage_ · June 20th, 2009, 6:34 PM

It's probably a marketing trick - the whole world will watch Top Gear tomorrow to see who The Stig is.

Even if they do in fact remove his helmet, I'm pretty he will have some hillarious mask on, that won't reveal his real personality.

PaperBiro · June 20th, 2009, 6:44 PM

Maybe under the Stig's helmet there's another helmet.

Gluben · June 20th, 2009, 8:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaperBiro

Maybe under the Stig's helmet there's another helmet.

The Stig is...the Stig! images/smilies/blink.gif

Mr. Nice · June 20th, 2009, 9:52 PM

Is this episode really going to be so awful that they needed to reveal the Stig? images/smilies/ohmy.gif

2Billion · June 20th, 2009, 10:16 PM

I have a funny feeling the stig will be absolutely everyone that has ever been rumored to be the stig.

Viper007Bond · June 20th, 2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nice

Is this episode really going to be so awful that they needed to reveal the Stig? images/smilies/ohmy.gif

Based on what I've heard it'll be an epic episode.

Richmondgal · June 20th, 2009, 11:07 PM

^ OMG Viper Changed his Sig!! images/smilies/jawdrop.gif

Anyway, in relation to Stig, I don't really care who it is, just as long as he's/she's/it's still on the show.

robybobey · June 20th, 2009, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Viper007Bond

Based on what I've heard it'll be an epic episode.

Yeah, I was there, and it was epic images/smilies/biggrin.gif

.

Mineworksfine · June 20th, 2009, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robybobey

Yeah, I was there, and it was epic images/smilies/biggrin.gif

.

But you're from Wigan. Up there cutlery is epic! images/smilies/wink.gif

Viper007Bond · June 20th, 2009, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richmondgal

^ OMG Viper Changed his Sig!! images/smilies/jawdrop.gif

Avatar, and it's only temporary. images/smilies/smile.gif

Heathrow · June 20th, 2009, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vikiradTG2007

Red herring it's going to be. More brightly red than Max Mosley's red and freshly spanked arse.

One curious thing I noticed: they're not allowing comments to be posted on the story on the TG website.

EDIT: I hope everyone saw Stiggie at Silverstone today.

Nah, missed it heard about it later. I watched Q1, Q2 & Q3, and between them I was signed on to Finalgear catching up with the posts.

Any details or a screen cap, Vikirad? images/smilies/smile.gif

robybobey · June 20th, 2009, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mineworksfine

But you're from Wigan. Up there cutlery is epic! images/smilies/wink.gif

LMAO I like it!!!!

But I live in Standish, which is the posh part images/smilies/tongue.gif

, unlike Coppull images/smilies/tongue.gif

Mineworksfine · June 20th, 2009, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nice

Is this episode really going to be so awful that they needed to reveal the Stig? images/smilies/ohmy.gif

Trust me it isn't. A working knowledge of UK English vernacular and careful reading of my post above may provide a clue, but not such an obvious one as to require spoiler text. If you don't wanna know then don't re-read it or think too hard about it. images/smilies/wink.gif

shellygrrl · June 21st, 2009, 1:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaperBiro

Maybe under the Stig's helmet there's another helmet.

You mean like those Russian dolls? images/smilies/wink.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nice

Is this episode really going to be so awful that they needed to reveal the Stig? images/smilies/ohmy.gif

Let's just say our esteemed member from Hove, East Sussex, summed it up very well.

Another hint: I love it when TG take the piss out of something! images/smilies/biggrin.gif

(To understand that one will require at least passing knowledge of what happened in the British press a bit earlier in the year, which also got a little coverage on these boards.)

Mr. Nice · June 21st, 2009, 2:44 AM

lol!

June 20th, 2009, 3:01 PM	#1
hype Joined: Jul 6th, 2006 Last Online: November 2nd, 2009 Location: England Age: 19 Posts: 522 Car: GT Chucker Rep Power: 19	[A Stig related thread] From Clarkson's column in the sun today. WHO is the Stig? On the internet more people search for the answer to this than ask about the meaning of life or how they may get bigger genital. Some say that he is a post man from Wakefield and that he invented cheese. Others argue that there are several Stigs, who are all grown on a farm just out side Nancy in France. All we know is.... that no one has a clue. But all that will change tomorrow night when the Stig barges into the studio and in a atmosphere you could cut with a knife, removes his helmet. __________________ "They said that drum machines aint got no soul, They said rap was a fad, but it surpassed rock and roll"

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vikiradTG2007 Joined: Feb 8th, 2007 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Cluj-Napoca, Romania Age: 18 Posts: 6,505 Car: Ford Focus MkI 1.8D Rep Power: 96	Red herring it's going to be. More brightly red than Max Mosley's red and freshly spanked arse. One curious thing I noticed: they're not allowing comments to be posted on the story on the TG website. EDIT: I hope everyone saw Stiggie at Silverstone today. __________________ "There's no damage to the car, except to the car itself." (Murray Walker, 1991 British GP) 1980s-1990s F1, Group C and Supertouring nostalgic. And I'm proud of that. Last edited by vikiradTG2007; June 20th, 2009 at 4:14 PM.

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_HighVoltage_ Joined: Aug 5th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Bulgaria/Athens,WV Age: 22 Posts: 2,607 Car: 1994 Volvo 854 Rep Power: 52	It's probably a marketing trick - the whole world will watch Top Gear tomorrow to see who The Stig is. Even if they do in fact remove his helmet, I'm pretty he will have some hillarious mask on, that won't reveal his real personality. __________________ If your tires are not squealing on the corners...you're simply not going fast enough.

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Richmondgal Not A Dude Joined: Feb 19th, 2008 Last Online: 2:25 AM Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,024 Car: Not a Holden Monaro, but a Hyundai Getz will do Rep Power: 37	^ OMG Viper Changed his Sig!! Anyway, in relation to Stig, I don't really care who it is, just as long as he's/she's/it's still on the show. __________________ Too slack/depressed/hypnotized/occupied/ignorant/tired/underachieving to write in this blog at the moment

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flydiscovery Joined: Jan 24th, 2009 Last Online: 4:12 AM Location: US Posts: 2,007 Car: 02 Passat Rep Power: 86	Also mentioned on Transmission a few minutes ago. The Sun has the worst website I've ever seen. I can't manage to find the article online.

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flydiscovery Joined: Jan 24th, 2009 Last Online: 4:12 AM Location: US Posts: 2,007 Car: 02 Passat Rep Power: 86	What's this? Top gear using red herrings? NEVER!

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