Clarkson doesn't have a Facebook account so I would treat that information with several mines full of salt.
____________________________WillDAQ: To use the technical terms: "the Mustang is to aerodynamics what horse shit is to fine dining"
Dr Grip: Brilliant!
EyeMWing Because what fun is a silicone dick if you don't try putting it in somebody's backside at least once.
Jay IKEA now ranks up in my awesome list, quite near bacon and blowjobs.
Cowboy I've never gotten so drunk I wanted to rub one out while shoving a fire extinguisher up my ass.
Remind me never to have him round to dinner!