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  1. May 31st, 2008, 11:54 PM #1
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    1001 Uses for The Stig

    Oh wait...there's only 1






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  2. June 1st, 2008, 12:14 AM #2
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    Crap! As soon as I read the thread title I was ready to spam the thread with 100 posts of "Unnamed Racing Driver"

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  8. June 1st, 2008, 1:44 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by skylock View Post
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    Would have made more sense if they had been at a pub instead of drinking wimpy cappuccinos.

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    Argatoga:So when other stroke your penis is grows.
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    lol, more like hamilton hater.
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