James May: Has James ever.... - Page 3

Shawn · November 19th, 2008, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NooDle

^LIES, DAMN LIES!

girls don't fart...

You're being sarcastic, but I used to actually think this until I was like 10 years old.

I don't know how I found out I was wrong though. images/smilies/dry.gif

Mineworksfine · November 19th, 2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by NooDle

^LIES, DAMN LIES!

girls don't fart, and they don't poop either!

After an experience in Lanzarote a few years ago with Mrs Hersworksfinetoo I can assure you that your statement above is a crock!

NooDle · November 19th, 2008, 10:07 AM

OMG you guys are totally ruining girls for me!
Finalgear turned me gay!!!

Mineworksfine · November 19th, 2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NooDle

OMG you guys are totally ruining girls for me!
Finalgear turned me gay!!!

News just in. Gay guys fart and poop too.

Dogbert · November 19th, 2008, 02:07 PM

And now, to bring this thread full circle...

James May farts and poops. The end.

Nereid · November 19th, 2008, 05:44 PM

You need to read these books:
Everybody Poops

The Gas We Pass

jed · November 23rd, 2008, 12:12 AM

Hey

I've checked the stig introduction videos (by series) on youtube for series 6 to 11. And assuming that they put all stig's intro and that they didn't miss anything. And by looking for some episode of all the series where james have reviewed specificaly some cars, I could not find any full stig introduction by james may.

The only thing that I found and which could explain why I have this feeling that he has already introduced the stig is that in the 10th series he said the "to our tame racing driver" thing. But JC did the stig fact.

I didn't search on all series by myself yet (it's a bit too long images/smilies/lol.gif

) and maybe he did it not after one of his review but after JC's or hamster's.
But I have to admit that I'm now not so sure that he's done it. images/smilies/wacko.gif

MarxOutThere · November 23rd, 2008, 09:39 AM

Maybe James is actually the Stig?
(The whole Clark Kent / Superman thing)
It'll be silly to introduce yourself....

Have you ever noticved that the rearview mirrors are always adjusted correctly for the Stig on his power laps even though he doesn't really need to use them - sounds like a James-ism....
I think the vents are straight too, but it's hard to tell....

LupoGirl · November 23rd, 2008, 10:51 AM

nah..

The Stig looks a bit more athletic than James. images/smilies/banana.gif

And he probably is as well.

melbournian · November 23rd, 2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mineworksfine

Women can hold in a fart.

We can. The ability to selectively release a silent-but-deadly near a customer that's been pissing you off is a skill that every waitress should have in her arsenal (pun fully intended).

Corvu · November 23rd, 2008, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jed

Hey

I've checked the stig introduction videos (by series) on youtube for series 6 to 11. And assuming that they put all stig's intro and that they didn't miss anything. And by looking for some episode of all the series where james have reviewed specificaly some cars, I could not find any full stig introduction by james may.

The only thing that I found and which could explain why I have this feeling that he has already introduced the stig is that in the 10th series he said the "to our tame racing driver" thing. But JC did the stig fact.

I didn't search on all series by myself yet (it's a bit too long images/smilies/lol.gif

) and maybe he did it not after one of his review but after JC's or hamster's.
But I have to admit that I'm now not so sure that he's done it. images/smilies/wacko.gif

Wow, thanks for the research. I would +1 you but I need to spread is around apparently images/smilies/tongue.gif

Dingingaround · November 23rd, 2008, 08:59 PM

he did it!!!! His first introduction of the stig!!
Some say he has a striped shirt just like mine

Mytola · November 23rd, 2008, 09:00 PM

Yep! He did his first Stig intro, and his first powertest, all in one show images/smilies/smile.gif

WillDAQ · November 23rd, 2008, 09:01 PM

Fuck yeah!

killer101 · November 23rd, 2008, 09:06 PM

kind of

Momo63 · November 23rd, 2008, 10:44 PM

Only half an into really though

Corvu · November 24th, 2008, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Momo63

Only half an into really though

I think it still counts.

WOO HOO images/smilies/may.gif

Tranquillizer · November 24th, 2008, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Momo63

Only half an into really though

why half?
he did everything others would do. what else you think he missed out?

Mineworksfine · November 24th, 2008, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tranquillizer

why half?
he did everything others would do. what else you think he missed out?

He got to say "Some say....." but was interrupted before he could do the "and that........., all we know is...." - I would say that's only half a Stig intro.

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jed Joined: Nov 7th, 2006 Last Online: January 4th, 2009 Location: France ! Posts: 32 Car: Alfa Romeo GTV V6 TB Rep Power: 9	Hey I've checked the stig introduction videos (by series) on youtube for series 6 to 11. And assuming that they put all stig's intro and that they didn't miss anything. And by looking for some episode of all the series where james have reviewed specificaly some cars, I could not find any full stig introduction by james may. The only thing that I found and which could explain why I have this feeling that he has already introduced the stig is that in the 10th series he said the "to our tame racing driver" thing. But JC did the stig fact. I didn't search on all series by myself yet (it's a bit too long ) and maybe he did it not after one of his review but after JC's or hamster's. But I have to admit that I'm now not so sure that he's done it. __________________ ++ = "Captain slow" : one of the fastest man on earth, how cool is that !!

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LupoGirl Not A Dude Joined: Sep 12th, 2008 Last Online: January 7th, 2009 Location: Very Dutch, but livin' in IRL Posts: 38 Car: VW Lupo Rep Power: 5	nah.. The Stig looks a bit more athletic than James. And he probably is as well. __________________ ************************************************ **************************************** "James, you have a Panda, you know nothing" -Jezza "It was just an ordinary day, and you saw them. There were guys in their Porsches, "Look at me in my Porsche, ha ha!" and they were overtaken by a van. Driven by a girl!!"-Hamster

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Dogbert Joined: Nov 15th, 2008 Last Online: 02:42 PM Location: N38.67°, W90.45° Age: 22 Posts: 1,086 Car: Roger Dean's Rocks Rep Power: 22	And now, to bring this thread full circle... James May farts and poops. The end.

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MarxOutThere Joined: Jun 24th, 2008 Last Online: January 7th, 2009 Location: Melbourne Posts: 23 Car: Astra (not the diesel) Rep Power: 0	Maybe James is actually the Stig? (The whole Clark Kent / Superman thing) It'll be silly to introduce yourself.... Have you ever noticved that the rearview mirrors are always adjusted correctly for the Stig on his power laps even though he doesn't really need to use them - sounds like a James-ism.... I think the vents are straight too, but it's hard to tell....

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Dingingaround Not A Dude Joined: Nov 7th, 2007 Last Online: 06:06 AM Location: The Netherlands Age: 24 Posts: 60 Car: Opel corsa (wich I absolutely adore) Rep Power: 5	he did it!!!! His first introduction of the stig!! Some say he has a striped shirt just like mine

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Mytola Joined: Aug 26th, 2007 Last Online: 10:09 AM Posts: 50 Car: Saab 9-3 Rep Power: 6	Yep! He did his first Stig intro, and his first powertest, all in one show

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Momo63 Not A Dude Joined: Sep 22nd, 2007 Last Online: Yesterday Location: London Posts: 360 Car: I am Mondeo Woman! sighs Rep Power: 9	Only half an into really though

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