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Old March 26th, 2008, 1:17 PM   1 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1
 
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Jeremy Clarkson and his expanding paunch
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He may drive supercars for a living, but Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson yesterday showed his physique is anything but "super" during a Caribbean holiday.

The motoring expert let his jelly belly hang out for the fourth year in a row as he relaxed on the beach with wife, Francie.

His shorts came complete with go-faster stripes, but the 47-year-old looked like he would be better suited to life in the slow lane.
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What i find more worrying than his expanding abdomen is that he has used the same swimming trunks for 4 years now. images/smilies/tongue.gif
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If you only use em for 2 weeks a year and wash them afterwards why not?

And.... WHO THE FUCK GIVES A FUCK?????
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If you only use em for 2 weeks a year and wash them afterwards why not?
Yup, and now extrapolate to me finding that more worrying than his expanding abdomen and you'll see how much i care images/smilies/tongue.gif
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images/smilies/puke.gif That isn't pretty - and I agree with IceBone I couldn't care less images/smilies/lock.gif
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I've got friends who look like that at 20!

And since I really love my beer, I'm bound to end up like that as well!

So just because Madonna looks slim in her 70's, Clarkson is a proper man who doesn't care about his beer belly as he ages.


PS I hate Madonna!
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What i find more worrying than his expanding abdomen is that he has used the same swimming trunks for 4 years now. images/smilies/tongue.gif
Look again everyone, 2006 are clearly blue swimming trunks with the same style stripe down the side. images/smilies/yes.gif
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the problem is his swimming suit is SOOOO 2005...

who the hell gives a fuck if he got a big beer belly...as long as his superior driving(POWER!!!!) skills are not affected by it images/smilies/biggrin.gif
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You say that like you WANT to feel an animalistic attraction to Jeremy Clarkson. images/smilies/blink.gif
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I honestly think Jeremy couldn't care less about getting photographed without his shirt on. If he was concerned about his belly, he would have put a shirt on. He's on holiday in the sun, good on him! Stupid Daily Mail.
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Either that is photoshopped or Clarkson is pregnant. I'm thinking the latter.

I stand by this theory, and no amount of facts will convince me otherwise.
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You say that like you WANT to feel an animalistic attraction to Jeremy Clarkson. images/smilies/blink.gif
Not that im gay or something like that... but you cant honestly think thats sexy carrying around a belly like a 12 month pregnant woman.
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I doubt the 2005 & 2007 pictures are genuine.
He wears the same watch and it seems to me in 2005 he's also holding his swimming thingie for snorkling
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Y'know what I think is cool? He's out and about, having a good time on the beach, and not giving one damn what anyone has to say or think about it or him or whatever.

Life's too short for that kind of self-conscious nonsense.

(...And yes, I am a hypocrite on the self-consciousness thing.)
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Not that im gay or something like that... but you cant honestly think thats sexy carrying around a belly like a 12 month pregnant woman.
LOL 12 monthsimages/smilies/bangin.gif
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