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Old March 28th, 2008, 3:00 AM   #41
 
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precisely. let a 50 year old man go on vacation somewhere far removed from the glorious (albeit rainy) shores of england. i salute him for having the courage to willingly show his paunch, as i know many men, from 15 to 55 or so that wont go to the breach unless they are wearing a shit, and will wear said shit into the water. being from the bahamas, i see this a lot on the beach


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all caused by squashing his waist into slim jeans. All the fat got squished downwards, and this is the result

if anyone cares, that is.

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Old March 28th, 2008, 8:58 AM   #43
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precisely. let a 50 year old man go on vacation somewhere far removed from the glorious (albeit rainy) shores of england. i salute him for having the courage to willingly show his paunch, as i know many men, from 15 to 55 or so that wont go to the breach unless they are wearing a shit, and will wear said shit into the water. being from the bahamas, i see this a lot on the beach


props to jaezza for admitting he is a bit stodgy about the waist images/smilies/smile.gif
I'm 4 years old and all, but

you misspelled Shirt! Twice images/smilies/rofl.gif
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jeremy's a lucky bastard, i wanna go to the carribean!

and the body does not detract from the brilliance. props for him not being worried like the vain daily mail!
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I still would.
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Its true. images/smilies/cool.gif

I know many others who also would though.....not just me.
Oh god, just imagine a phalanx of shrieking Jeremy fangirls disrupting a TG taping. images/smilies/blink.gif
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I don't think we would be the shrieking type.
Yeah, he'd probably attract heavy breathers instead.
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The humping type then?
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The humping type then?
I think that would be more accurate....not me of course though.
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But only to balding, pudgy middle aged men with horrible teeth. All I have is the pudgy, so I guess I get nothing. I knew I should have just stolen some of that fizzy lifting drink.
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