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Old September 13th, 2005, 02:30 AM   #1
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if he started to fish with grenades just to piss off the environmentalists.
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and then he would cook the fish on a large bonfire started with the endangered redwoods images/smilies/mrgreen.gif
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Genius........very clever.....made me laugh like hell...

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That has to be one of his funniest collumns in a long time.. I laughed my ass off and I don't do that often.
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at the end it almost sounds like he wants to stop smoking..
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So I hit it over the head and put it in the kitchen sink. Where it stayed until it had made the kitchen smell very bad. And then I threw it back
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The only way I could see him fishing, is if he stood on the side of the river with a gun and shot fish.
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