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    In all seriousness though,l I am surprised at how cheap those tickets are. If they cost 120K there should be thousands (if not 100s of thousands) willing and able to pay that. I should think the lack of supply would drive price up to a couple million...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Labcoatguy View Post
    "He's coming around the hammerhead!"
    And now he's heading into Gambon........
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    And now he's heading into Gambon........ for the Follow Through...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stiggles View Post
    Shurely that should be:
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    Passing up the temptation to post some witty double entendre, this thread makes me wonder if it's possible to drop a piano on a Marina in space.
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    Even Careless Air would struggle to do that. Ditto for someone blowing up a caravan.
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    Oh man....playing live-action Asteroids with Marinas and caravans as targets. It's listed under Chapter 7 of "1001 ways to bankrupt the BBC in one episode of TG".

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    Passing up the temptation to post some witty double entendre, this thread makes me wonder if it's possible to drop a piano on a Marina in space.
    I suppose you could go the way of the US Navy and the SM-3, and attach the piano to a missile which then intercepts the orbiting Marina at many thousands of miles per hour...
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