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Old December 20th, 2008, 5:26 PM   #1
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I would think that those of us driving around in more than 10 year old S-Cars could not possibly be lumped into the group Clarkson and Hammond are on about, are we?

Not that I really give a crap, I was just looking for a clear definition. images/smilies/lol.gif
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Now, that is the assumption that I'd go on. However, Clarkson will call audience members cocks before asking them what kind of Audi they drive.

I think you're safe, as long as you don't tailgate people while talking on a Bluetooth headset. But I don't know.
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I would think that those of us driving around in more than 10 year old S-Cars could not possibly be lumped into the group Clarkson and Hammond are on about, are we?

Not that I really give a crap, I was just looking for a clear definition. images/smilies/lol.gif
Have you modified it in a stupid way?

If yes, you're a cock.

If no, probably not.

Old BMWs were often driven by cocks who couldn't afford new ones. I saw many a 318ti covered in M-badges.
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Newer Audis are for cocks. Old beat up ones are for drug dealers. Yours is safe I would say images/smilies/cool.gif
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I'd say a 'cock' was anyone who took the slightest bit of notice of what Clarkson, Hammond and May think of you based on the car you drive. Remember: Hammond reckons the Aston Martin DB9 is uncool... cock. images/smilies/smile.gif
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1. It's just a tv show

2. If it does make you a cock, stop being such a girl about it, be a man and be proud of being a cock, you know why Clarkson is the man, he's hated by many for being a dick and he doesn't care or apologize.

Better to be a cock and say 'so what' than try to reassure everyone you're not unlikable
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I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but the test results confirm that you are indeed a cock.
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I'd say that you're a cock if you drive an Audi with the LED-lights. Anything older than that isn't really that bad.
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haha, rs4 is my favorite sedan, guess im a cock-lover
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In Norway it seems that everybody wants to tailgate me, so JC's theory comes short.
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In Norway it seems that everybody wants to tailgate me, so JC's theory comes short.
Of course.. GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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Would you like to rephrase that?
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That's what she sai....actually that one kinda writes itself.
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Who gives a shit?? I don't choose my car based on what others think about it. If I did then I certainly wouldn't be trying to choose between a rice-rocket Civic and the gay-pride Miata. Audis are very good cars so why do you care what the stereotypical Audi driver is like?
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I think that only BMW drivers are cocks! images/smilies/biggrin.gif And people who drive SUV's... they piss me off! So, if you want to be a super-cock buy a BMW X5! images/smilies/wink.gif
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