Need clarification... cocks only drive NEW Audi's right??

[teeb]

it's lies; all the beemer drivers are still giant dickrags around here and i get no trouble from audi drivers

[ahpadt]

Of course.. GET OUT OF THE WAY!

Can't outrun shit with the 1.4 Golf I drive most of the time, but when I get something like my avatar, we'll see!

[stiggie]

I would think that those of us driving around in more than 10 year old S-Cars could not possibly be lumped into the group Clarkson and Hammond are on about, are we?

Not that I really give a crap, I was just looking for a clear definition.

Don't worry, you can't be a Cock. Cocks can't even understand the possibility that people might think they are Cocks. The fact that you are thinking about it means that you are not egotistical enough to be a Cock.

[NooDle]

Depends entirely on the person driving it, and how they act in traffic.

I have to admit many BMWs Audis and even new Mercs drive like cocks, while people with Zafiras and Picassos are usually slow and get in your way. This however doesn't mean that everyone who drives an Audi, BMW or Mercedes is a cock and everyone who drives a Zafira or Picasso is old and boring.

(I say this mostly because my mom drives a Zafira and my wife drives a Picasso )

[Jos J.]

euh.......look at my avatar......it has cock written all over it....

My dad drives a A4 convirtible (2002) with the old nose....is that a cock car? so yes? GOOD! so no? He'd better get a new one

[noodles 555]

do you have a big bluetooth headset on your ear?
do you have designer shades?
do you believe gold plating is still cool?
maybe if yes you have knobitis

[Rumer]

it's lies; all the beemer drivers are still giant dickrags around here and i get no trouble from audi drivers

Agreed, although, that said, I truly think Audi created the A5/S5 solely for the purpose of cocks.

[kurthest]

Agreed, although, that said, I truly think Audi created the A5/S5 solely for the purpose of cocks.

Funny you should mention the A5/S5. I really wondered why they didnt review this in season 12, but seems you have the answer

[edkwon]

I think the point is cocks are cocks...no matter what they drive.

[stiggie]

I get what you are saying edkwon- no matter what badge is on a cock's car, at heart it is really an Audi.

[eizbaer]

I think that only BMW drivers are cocks! And people who drive SUV's... they piss me off! So, if you want to be a super-cock buy a BMW X5!

now come on... BMW has even thought of those people and given them the X6... that thing doesn't have ANY right to exist... NONE AT ALL!

... (!)

now really, that cock-thing... it's difficult, isn't it? not ALL people buying an audi are cocks, exceptions prove the rule. driving an audi you can always say you're the exception to the rule, if you don't want to be a cock

[Danny Tran]

I'd say a 'cock' was anyone who took the slightest bit of notice of what Clarkson, Hammond and May think of you based on the car you drive. Remember: Hammond reckons the Aston Martin DB9 is uncool... cock.

I have to disagree on this one: I think Aston Martin is too popular and thus a poseur-mobile. It's the new BMW.

[JediX]

quoted one more time for posterity, sorry edit can't save you now

Damn lol, i guess i buried myself there

[Sir Roger Moore]

Well all the talk of cocks made me think of Team America: World Police.

According to them:
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

So, go on and drive your Audi and be proud that you are a cock!

[go4gr8]

I think it's a secret message, yes?

Clarkson is eluding to the cock-rings (Audi rings).

[edkwon]

I think it's a secret message, yes?

Clarkson is eluding to the cock-rings (Audi rings).

Not his first time, he was obsessed with them in the Netherlands ep of Clarkson Meets the Neighbours.

[DarthBane22]

here in the states, cocks drive SUVs, mustangs, and corvettes. always tailgating and being asshats. hate 'em.

ya know when a tall SUV tailgates you at night with his bi-xenon high beams on. yeah, those are cocks.

[Dogbert]

ya know when a tall SUV tailgates you at night with his bi-xenon high beams on. yeah, those are cocks.

Few things enrage me into a stage of wanton violence and destruction more than this.

[DarthBane22]

not only is it mind numbingly violence causingly annoying but it is shit dangerous. my mom has nearly been blinded off the road beofre by a douchebag in a Ford Expedition with his high beams on. holy damnit its annoying.

[nouseferaname90]

^Not a cock




^cock