Shalom and Welcome!?

Roadster44 · November 23rd, 2007, 8:42 PM

Just thought of this, how about a Jewish version of Top Gear? "In tonight's episode we test drive a Saab 9-5, in next episode we test drive a Saab 9-5, as a matter of fact throughout the whole series we'll be testing nothing else, but Saabs 9-5s with different options."

So I'm Jewish and decided it'd be a splendid time to attend a synagogue, whole parking was filled with 9-5's and Lexus ES330s, sure there were some BMW 5ers and S-Classes, but nowhere close to S&Ls. Oy vei.

Lilleput · November 23rd, 2007, 9:11 PM

Christians drive Zondas!

LoneWolf · November 23rd, 2007, 9:57 PM

What, you mean to say no Volvo's in sight?

Roadster44 · November 23rd, 2007, 10:29 PM

Oh yes I have completely omitted the S80!

Shawn · November 23rd, 2007, 10:33 PM

How come Christian driving is called Christian driving?

Mercury · November 23rd, 2007, 11:05 PM

Well you can come to Israel and see what most of us jews drive. The most common car here, and with a pretty significant gap is the Mazda 3. The Mazda 6 is the highest selling saloon and the MX5 s ofcourse the best selling roadster. The new Mazda 2 is rocking up the hatchback world and the Mazda 5 is doing very well indeed and as you can see all these cars have something in common images/smilies/smile.gif

Seriously there are so many Mazdas on the road here it's like a Mazda test track images/smilies/tongue.gif

jayhawk · November 23rd, 2007, 11:15 PM

What about:

Mercedes
Audi
BMW
Volkswagen
Porsche
or Opel?

iongerm · November 24th, 2007, 12:49 AM

Well, my Jewish bosses drive a Range Rover and a Porsche 911... but maybe that's what London does to Jewish people there.
There is definetly no Mazda in sight!

Kukelikki · November 24th, 2007, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayhawk

What about:

Mercedes
Audi
BMW
Volkswagen
Porsche
or Opel?

nah, jews dont drive german cars. (racist reason because of the past? got a jewish friend who told me somthing about 'not feeling comfortable) they use the bike and peoplecarriers a lot though where i live.

nannocrob · November 24th, 2007, 12:52 AM

Build a car in the shape of a big nose with some peyot hanging from the sides; then I'm there. images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

epp_b · November 24th, 2007, 4:05 AM

Just when you thought you've seen the weirdest Top Gear related idea...

Chupacabras · November 24th, 2007, 4:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawn

How come Christian driving is called Christian driving?

Because it's all about forgiveness.

Clearly then it is not based on evangelical Christianity...

AnGuRuSO · November 24th, 2007, 5:13 AM

You're idea is a 20 second gag at most, one that isn't even that funny.

CrazyRussian540 · November 24th, 2007, 6:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayhawk

What about:

Mercedes
Audi
BMW
Volkswagen
Porsche
or Opel?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kukelikki

nah, jews dont drive german cars. (racist reason because of the past? got a jewish friend who told me somthing about 'not feeling comfortable) they use the bike and peoplecarriers a lot though where i live.

What about me.. I'm Jewish and I drive an Audi. (and my sig pic is a BMW).

Ottobon · November 24th, 2007, 7:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyRussian540

What about me.. I'm Jewish and I drive an Audi. (and my sig pic is a BMW).

thats because your cool and you can seperate Germans from Nazis images/smilies/thumbup.gif

, unlike idiots.

Anyways, seeing as German cars are good its really only self masochistic to ban them from your life. Also i'm pretty sure that Antisemitism isn't something particular only to WWII Germany.

liquid_rockface · November 24th, 2007, 8:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

Well you can come to Israel and see what most of us jews drive. The most common car here, and with a pretty significant gap is the Mazda 3. The Mazda 6 is the highest selling saloon and the MX5 s ofcourse the best selling roadster. The new Mazda 2 is rocking up the hatchback world and the Mazda 5 is doing very well indeed and as you can see all these cars have something in common images/smilies/smile.gif

Seriously there are so many Mazdas on the road here it's like a Mazda test track images/smilies/tongue.gif

Yeah you guys have no idea how many Mazda 3s there are in Israel! I have a friend who has one and they are seriously good cars!!! He had a Ford Mondeo too and I'm not sure which I prefer. The Mazda is really nippy and comfortable, even though the dashboard is obviously quite plasticky.

I saw my first Mazda 2 yesterday. What a great car! I saw it in a sharp green colour, it looked like the perfect car for the Green Goblin in Spiderman...

Skoda Oktavia are also really popular here, and so are Ford Focus. There is a distinct lack of supercars in Israel, I never saw a Ferrari or anything. You see Porsches once in a while, and the other day I saw the new Audi S6 mmmm. Also a couple of Ford Mustangs. The Toyota Prius is also really popular here. Oh yeah and Citroens! The Citroen C3 must be one of the most popular cars here, and the C6 rocks! I love all the glass everywhere, must be spectacular in a collision... images/smilies/tongue.gif

I thought the most popular saloon was the Subaru A4. They are everywhere too.

Kukelikki · November 24th, 2007, 1:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nannocrob

Build a car in the shape of a big nose with some peyot hanging from the sides; then I'm there. images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

i 'smell' another topgear challange coming around the corner images/smilies/tongue.gif

they could make cars, and see who gets the largest acceptance from each religious community

Austere · November 24th, 2007, 2:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kukelikki

nah, jews dont drive german cars.

You personally know every Jew and what they all drive? That's impressive.

This probably isn't safe for work or for people who find certain words offencive regardless of their context (ie religious prudes and overly sensitive little wieners):

+ YouTube Video

smib · November 24th, 2007, 2:58 PM

Funny lady.

KaJuN · November 24th, 2007, 3:47 PM

Tonight: a Top Gear Hanukkah special! images/smilies/tongue.gif

I think it would be a great idea.

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Roadster44 Joined: Jan 8th, 2004 Last Online: September 29th, 2009 Location: West Bloomfield, MI USA Posts: 199 Car: 2000 BMW 328i w/ sports pckg LFS Status: Rep Power: 25	Shalom and Welcome!? Just thought of this, how about a Jewish version of Top Gear? "In tonight's episode we test drive a Saab 9-5, in next episode we test drive a Saab 9-5, as a matter of fact throughout the whole series we'll be testing nothing else, but Saabs 9-5s with different options." So I'm Jewish and decided it'd be a splendid time to attend a synagogue, whole parking was filled with 9-5's and Lexus ES330s, sure there were some BMW 5ers and S-Classes, but nowhere close to S&Ls. Oy vei. __________________ Car for sale...Raver 8000, 5 speed engine, all usual impertinences, alloy windows, leather paint, metallic seats, primate control with aim conditioning, all dot coms. 22,00,00 highway smiles. $50

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Mercury Joined: Dec 3rd, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Jerusalem ,Israel Age: 27 Posts: 1,362 Car: Peugeot 206 XS 1.6L Rep Power: 54	Well you can come to Israel and see what most of us jews drive. The most common car here, and with a pretty significant gap is the Mazda 3. The Mazda 6 is the highest selling saloon and the MX5 s ofcourse the best selling roadster. The new Mazda 2 is rocking up the hatchback world and the Mazda 5 is doing very well indeed and as you can see all these cars have something in common Seriously there are so many Mazdas on the road here it's like a Mazda test track __________________ You utter pirate! - Mr. James May "If you were going to analy rape one of the top gear hosts, Richard would be the top of everyone's list" - Jonathan Ross "Then there’s the pronunciation issue. Jagwarr, Teeyoda, Neesarn, Hundy, Mitsuboosi, BM Dubya, V Dubya – it’s all completely mangled. " - J.Clarkson

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iongerm Not A Dude Joined: Feb 20th, 2007 Last Online: December 15th, 2008 Location: London Posts: 96 Car: Golf Mk 3 Rep Power: 12	Well, my Jewish bosses drive a Range Rover and a Porsche 911... but maybe that's what London does to Jewish people there. There is definetly no Mazda in sight!

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