SIARPC, Who do you want?

[Mineworksfine]

Murray Walker would be a great guest to interview, but given his age (I think he's about 906) I reckon he'd be even slower than Terry Wogan and Richard Whitely.

Anyone remember the "Blind Man" who did a lap with Jeremy? I met him some years ago as a good friend of our works at St Dunstans in Brighton, the charity for ex-servicemen and women who have lost their sight during active service. He's a proper character, and once held the World Blind Land Speed record!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_B...(motorcyclist)

[Brother Michael]

Lee Evans (reeeeeally funny guy), Rowan Atkinson (as mentioned), Jason Statham (just because he is soooo cool), Jay Leno, Michael Schumacher & Mika Häkkinen in the same show like they had this season. Now THAT would be pure awesome. Nicholas Cage is also a huge petrol head so that would be cool (if a bit willneverhappen),....hmm....who else....damn, I'm so stupid when it comes to british celebrities/celebrities who are even somewhat into cars. I'll have to think some more.

[ahpadt]

Jay Leno (ofc I know it wont happen and he has been mentioned a zillion times in threads like these before).

[matt2000]

Originally Posted by Mineworksfine

Atknson wouldn't do it. He's notoriously shy as himself and hates appearing unless he has a character to hide behind. An ex of mine met him when she worked at Goodwood and he hired the track for a morning to blast around in his McLaren F1 about 10 years ago. She couldn't get over how quiet and shy he was. Like many comic geniuses he is actually a very reserved person. Jack Dee is the same so I've heard - get him off stage and he wouldn't say boo to a goose.

I thought he was a posh git in real life, or that's what I've heard anyway. He's a comedy genius, but I wouldn't want to ruin the illusion. Michael Shumacher would be a good laugh despite being a cheating bastard (sometimes ) but I think Lee Evans would be a bit too much, I've got one of his DVDs, he grates after a while.

I can imagine Billy Connelly would be fantastic because he loves trying different things.

As for Murray, he may take forever to get around the track, but Clarkson wouldn't need to commentate.

Finally, I would like to see the trio in that car. We never ever get to see how fast they actually are.

[Heathrow]

Wasn’t there a nod from AW about Adam Corolla coming over to,
“… piss on JC’s garden first…”,
when he was spoken to after the pilot taping of TG America?

How about some of the Americans resident in London?

Madonna
Gwyneth Paltrow
Kevin Spacey
Jeff Goldblum

Heck go ‘A-List’, if you’re gonna go mad.

PS No Simon Cowell AGAIN for at least until the end of time,
Ditto - Rob Brydon, as above plus one week.

[starfox07]

Tony Blair
Tiff Needle
Jason Stathom
John Cleese
Kimi Raikkonen
Adam Corolla
Jay Leno
Allan McNish (I have a feeling he could do better than the F1 drivers)

[matt2000]

Originally Posted by Heathrow

Wasn’t there a nod from AW about Adam Corolla coming over to,
“… piss on JC’s garden first…”,
when he was spoken to after the pilot taping of TG America?

I hope not, he really annoys me and it would be blatant plugging for TGA, which I don't want on my TV.

[Twerp128]

Beardy Branson! He should be a real possibility.

[vikiradTG2007]

Originally Posted by Brother Michael

Michael Schumacher & Mika Häkkinen in the same show like they had this season. Now THAT would be pure awesome.

And impossible.

[Mineworksfine]

[quote=Twerp128;768443]Beardy Branson! He should be a real possibility.[quote]

That's a really good call, and Branson is the kind of guy who would probably do it. He'd be far more entertaining than those two smug gits from Dragon's Den, even 'though they actually turned out to be less smug and more entertaining than most of us imagined they would be.

[Alasondro Alegré]

A great duo would be Oz Clarke and James May from the television, I don't know if you're familiar with them.

[WirelessMonkey]

Chris Moyles. For those who dont know, he's the Radio 1 presenter who rode in Jeremy's Panda limo to the Brit Awards.

He is hilarious.

Originally Posted by vikiradTG2007

Mr. Wilman, if you're reading this...


For God's sake, if you keep doing double-SIARPC episodes, get Dr. Jonathan Palmer and Martin Brundle on the same show!!!!!! Please...

My brother works for Jonathan Palmer, and apparently hes a right w*nker. Everyone who works for him says the same thing!

[Mineworksfine]

My brother works for Jonathan Palmer, and apparently hes a right w*nker. Everyone who works for him says the same thing!

Let's hope that unlike Wilman, Palmer doesn't lurk around here otherwise your brother or some his colleagues might find themselves on the end of a P45 Interface!!!

I agree 'though, Palmer is a smug w*anker.

[rockvee]

I want to see Piers Morgan....

Yep, they will need gloves

edit: erk, need to learn to spell...

[Mineworksfine]

Originally Posted by rockvee

I want to see Piers Morgan....

Yep, they will need golves

What kind of Golv? A GTi or a basic diesel model? Does that mean it's now going to be the Star in a Not So Reasonably Priced and Not Quite As Reliable As Volkswagen Would Have You Believe Car?

Oh, hang on, you meant gloves didn't you? My bad.

[vikiradTG2007]

Originally Posted by rockvee

I want to see Piers Morgan....

Yep, they will need golves

Quote from Jezza in the Focus RS issue of the magazine:


"I want to hit Piers Morgan in the head with a shovel."

[stevanford1]

Originally Posted by vikiradTG2007

And you want him to beat the Stig?

Or will Jezza set him up somehow for a 1:44.5?

Schumacher will be revealed as the stig.

[SwissWhiskey]

Jay Leno, Jason Stathom, Branson, Schumi, Hakkinen, Adam Carolla

Already mentioned... Adam would be funny, and offcourse Schumi would be creme de la creme.

Sam,

[lePobz]

Mr Bean (Rowan Atkinson) - a petrol head

and

Lewis Hamilton (again) ... in the dry

I also think Sabine, Hammond and May should put their times on the board

[Twerp128]

^ How can we forget Rowan Atkinson!