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| Joined: Nov 11th, 2007 Last Online: March 4th, 2008 Location: Genthin, Germany Posts: 20
Car: Toyota Paseo, dedicated ring toy Rep Power: 0 ![]() | I don't know wether this has been done before, searching didn't yield any results. So I thought, maybe we could come up with some cheesy introductory lines for the stig and his cousins ![]() Me's gonna start... Some say, that the German army is reluctant to let him get anywhere near Poland, and that he only eats Sauerkraut. All we know, he's not the Stig, but the Stig's German cousin... (enter the Stig in bavarian leather pants) ![]() |
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| Joined: Jan 29th, 2007 Last Online: September 5th, 2008 Location: Poland Age: 19 Posts: 579
Rep Power: 13 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | It's not funny...
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| Joined: Nov 11th, 2007 Last Online: March 4th, 2008 Location: Genthin, Germany Posts: 20
Car: Toyota Paseo, dedicated ring toy Rep Power: 0 ![]() | *doh* ![]() The one who can read is clearly havin an advantage ![]() sorry, I'll post in the correct thread then and this one can be scrapped ![]() |
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Rep Power: 13 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Maybe, it is strange for you, but I am sure there is nothing to joke about. Nobody said that all what Jezza says is hilarious.... almost all ![]() End of OT
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| Joined: Apr 9th, 2007 Last Online: November 17th, 2008 Location: Fairfax, VA, USA Posts: 83
Car: 2006 Toyota 4Runner Rep Power: 7 ![]() | Some say his sweat is 98% trans fat. And he declares "Mission Accomplished" halfway through the race. All we know is he's not the Stig, he's the Stig's American cousin... |
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| Some say his testicles are onions and his breath smells of brie and cow manure. All we know is that he isn't Stig, but Stig's French cousin.
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| Joined: Nov 11th, 2007 Last Online: March 4th, 2008 Location: Genthin, Germany Posts: 20
Car: Toyota Paseo, dedicated ring toy Rep Power: 0 ![]() | Quote:
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