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Old November 11th, 2007, 06:35 PM   #1
 
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I don't know wether this has been done before, searching didn't yield any results. So I thought, maybe we could come up with some cheesy introductory lines for the stig and his cousins images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Me's gonna start...

Some say, that the German army is reluctant to let him get anywhere near Poland, and that he only eats Sauerkraut. All we know, he's not the Stig, but the Stig's German cousin...

(enter the Stig in bavarian leather pants) images/smilies/mrgreen.gif
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Some say, that the German army is reluctant to let him get anywhere near Poland, and that he only eats Sauerkraut. All we know, he's not the Stig, but the Stig's German cousin...
It's not funny...
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*doh* images/smilies/cry.gif

The one who can read is clearly havin an advantage images/smilies/blink.gif

sorry, I'll post in the correct thread then and this one can be scrapped images/smilies/lol.gif
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then you can't watch TG at all, as thats by 95% a chance exactly what Jezza would've dished out images/smilies/mellow.gif
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Maybe, it is strange for you, but I am sure there is nothing to joke about.
Nobody said that all what Jezza says is hilarious.... almost all images/smilies/smile.gif

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Some say his sweat is 98% trans fat. And he declares "Mission Accomplished" halfway through the race. All we know is he's not the Stig, he's the Stig's American cousin...
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Some say his testicles are onions and his breath smells of brie and cow manure. All we know is that he isn't Stig, but Stig's French cousin.
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Nobody said that all what Jezza says is hilarious.... almost all images/smilies/smile.gif

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wasn't meant to offend, hell i'm German myself, we've taken quite a lot of flak from Jezza, after 40 years its time to put the shit behind us. and btw, my girl's from Gdansk, she thinks its hillarious images/smilies/wink.gif
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