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Old December 6th, 2007, 08:26 AM   #1
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Old December 6th, 2007, 03:45 PM   #6
 
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LMFAO quality!
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Old December 6th, 2007, 04:59 PM   #8
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Old December 6th, 2007, 05:19 PM   #9
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Oh man... images/smilies/smile.gif It's two in the morning I'm drunk and cannot sleep. That just made my night! ROFL.
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.... and there goes coke all over my keyboard.



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BEST EVER!!!! Did anyone else notice that "elf James" was particularly good at the robot? I only noticed because it paused loading at the time...

Thank you for this... made my morning...
Now I have to go to work and continue my mission of making sure we sell out of TG merchandise... It's a tough job but somebody has to do it images/smilies/wink.gif
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fucking fantastic, I'm going to make mine.
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Old December 7th, 2007, 05:26 AM   #14
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Was I the only one who noticed that James' Elf had breasts?
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