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| Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May host the best automotive television show in the world. |
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| For some reason I don't remember most of these. ![]() Quote:
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| Joined: Dec 3rd, 2005 Last Online: December 30th, 2008 Location: Jerusalem ,Israel Age: 26 Posts: 825
Car: Peugeot 206 XS 1.6L Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | I don't know what show that guy has been watching....There's plenty of stuff there that never happened.
__________________ You utter pirate! - Mr. James May "If you were going to analy rape one of the top gear hosts, Richard would be the top of everyone's list" - Jonathan Ross "Then there’s the pronunciation issue. Jagwarr, Teeyoda, Neesarn, Hundy, Mitsuboosi, BM Dubya, V Dubya – it’s all completely mangled. " - J.Clarkson |
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| Lazy Head Dude | Quote:
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__________________ Fight back against the evil Quiky by +1'ing this post! There is no replacement for displacement. - Wolfgang Bernhard, Chief Operating Officer, Chrysler Group talking about the Dodge Viper SRT-10 ... I ask Herb Helbig, vehicle synthesis manager for SRT and a member of the original Team Viper development group since day one, if they'd ever thought of adding traction control. "It comes with two," he says, pointing at my feet. "Learn to use them." Got it. - Motor Trend on the 2006 Dodge Viper Coupe, November 2005 | |
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| Joined: Aug 14th, 2008 Last Online: September 8th, 2008 Posts: 2
Rep Power: 0 ![]() | He dosent have a clue what he is on about: Quote:
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| Joined: Dec 3rd, 2005 Last Online: December 30th, 2008 Location: Jerusalem ,Israel Age: 26 Posts: 825
Car: Peugeot 206 XS 1.6L Rep Power: 22 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ohhhhh thats why the website is called something awful ![]() Was just going along with the thread starter, without much success I see now ![]()
__________________ You utter pirate! - Mr. James May "If you were going to analy rape one of the top gear hosts, Richard would be the top of everyone's list" - Jonathan Ross "Then there’s the pronunciation issue. Jagwarr, Teeyoda, Neesarn, Hundy, Mitsuboosi, BM Dubya, V Dubya – it’s all completely mangled. " - J.Clarkson |
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| Joined: Aug 14th, 2008 Last Online: September 8th, 2008 Posts: 2
Rep Power: 0 ![]() | Mayby a bit more research would of made it a bit better ![]() |
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| Lazy Head Dude | Since people seem to not realize what SA is... THE SITE IS A SATIRE SITE -- IT'S ALL A JOKE I'd advise all of you to to read this before you make further fools of yourselves: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Awful
__________________ Fight back against the evil Quiky by +1'ing this post! There is no replacement for displacement. - Wolfgang Bernhard, Chief Operating Officer, Chrysler Group talking about the Dodge Viper SRT-10 ... I ask Herb Helbig, vehicle synthesis manager for SRT and a member of the original Team Viper development group since day one, if they'd ever thought of adding traction control. "It comes with two," he says, pointing at my feet. "Learn to use them." Got it. - Motor Trend on the 2006 Dodge Viper Coupe, November 2005 |
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| Joined: Jan 24th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Where F1 runs at night Posts: 602
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Our forum members are way too serious when it comes to Top Gear :p | |
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| Gave chuckle here and there until I came to Quote:
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| Joined: Jul 5th, 2006 Last Online: October 15th, 2008 Location: Lincs, England Age: 20 Posts: 137
Car: '97 Hyunai Accent *cough* Rep Power: 11 ![]() | The one about running over scientists made me chuckle
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| Joined: Jul 13th, 2008 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Braunschweig, Germany Age: 21 Posts: 280
Car: Ford Fiesta Mk6 Rep Power: 9 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | the leather jacket and chest hair thing sounds like something they would actually do |
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| Joined: Jan 22nd, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Belgium Age: 22 Posts: 1,779
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| This is hilarous, thanks for the up. I think I might be reading Something Aweful a bit more if they come up with stuff like this. | |
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| Evo-less | The Forum is like 70% of what makes SA genius..
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| Actually the bit that made me chuckle the most was "some of the finest humor to come from the United Kingdom since Coldplay's last album" - that Chris Martin guy takes himself way too seriously. And as for his wife, given her acceptance speech at the Oscars, I'd love to be a fly on the wall to see her reaction when Chris tells her how much he really enjoyed the dinner she just cooked him. She'd probably spend half an hour thanking all the people who grew the ingredients, made the utensils, stacked it on the supermarket shelves and delivered it in a refrigerated van etc. Imagine having to sit through that and then having to do the washing up!!!
__________________ If you want to prove your masculinity, don't buy a sports car, just get a people carrier and fill it with children. That way when the guy in the Porsche pulls up next to you at the lights you can point in the back and say "Hey, mine works fine!" | |
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| itt: morons don't get sa's humour.
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| Not A Dude Joined: Aug 6th, 2008 Last Online: October 26th, 2008 Location: Surrey, UK Age: 16 Posts: 14
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() ![]() | Lol that's hilarious! I liked the one about having to measure the tideline after dunking the convertibles in the water xD
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| Freaked me out there a little bit seeing my name on the front page, I might have to do a screen capture and get it framed.
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| Lazy Head Dude | Quote:
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__________________ Fight back against the evil Quiky by +1'ing this post! There is no replacement for displacement. - Wolfgang Bernhard, Chief Operating Officer, Chrysler Group talking about the Dodge Viper SRT-10 ... I ask Herb Helbig, vehicle synthesis manager for SRT and a member of the original Team Viper development group since day one, if they'd ever thought of adding traction control. "It comes with two," he says, pointing at my feet. "Learn to use them." Got it. - Motor Trend on the 2006 Dodge Viper Coupe, November 2005 | |
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