Stig Introduction Competition

ezrollers · December 8th, 2005, 08:50 AM

Following Blaro's post in the Will the Veyron blitz the track record thread, I though it would be fun to have a competition to see who can come up with the funniest Stig introduction.

What do people think?

Magnet · December 8th, 2005, 08:55 AM

It's just a matter of writing anything nonsensical down:

Some say he has no elbows, others say he eats fluorescent tubes .... etc,

zenkidori · December 8th, 2005, 09:08 AM

Some say he dines on dead babies, or that his toenails are lethal weapons...

SL65 · December 8th, 2005, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezrollers

Following Blaro's post in the Will the Veyron blitz the track record thread, I though it would be fun to have a competition to see who can come up with the funniest Stig introduction.

What do people think?

By "funniest" you just really mean something so random that it becomes funny right images/smilies/wink.gif

Ok then, I'll start us off:

"Some say that he is an orphan from Russia and that he was adopted by two-giant amphibian, electro-magnetic fish with one eye. Some say that he was he was transformed into a human by a tube of sticky translucent glue he found in his boarding school in Portugal. All we know is, he is the STIG!"

Hell thats so random, this is one easy competition to play images/smilies/lol.gif

andyhui01 · December 8th, 2005, 09:19 AM

some say he was born in an egg shell like cold blooded animals, and that he only talks to animals, all we know is, he is the STIG
images/smilies/tongue.gif

jensked · December 8th, 2005, 09:27 AM

Some say he doesn't sleep all night because he browses some car forum at night, some say this thread has already been done. All we know is, he's called the STIG

vanMould · December 8th, 2005, 09:37 AM

Some say he's got a built-in rollcage. Some say he can't pronounce consonants. All we know is, he's called The STIG!

BerserkerCatSplat · December 8th, 2005, 09:38 AM

Some say, his earlobes were transplanted from a vampire bat. Others say that he invented the supercharger - while sleeping. All we know is, he's called The STIG!

dutch_designer · December 8th, 2005, 12:30 PM

Some say he was born sideways and that he speaks in rpm's... (insert weird Clarkson expression). All we know is, he's called The STIG!

bartboy9891 · December 8th, 2005, 01:38 PM

some say he is a fanboy and drives a riced up civic...All we know is, he's called the STIG

AML · December 8th, 2005, 02:17 PM

some say that he's an undercover oversteer teacher in surrey, and he once married with an exhaust pipe, all we...

some say that he has a carbon fiber dog, and all his fingers are made of magnezium, all we...

BlaRo · December 8th, 2005, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BerserkerCatSplat

Some say, his earlobes were transplanted from a vampire bat. Others say that he invented the supercharger - while sleeping. All we know is, he's called The STIG!

I've got to admit, that really sounds like something Clarkson would say. Expect it to turn up on an episode near you!

No Boss · December 8th, 2005, 05:21 PM

Some say, His knees bend backwards... And that he has no understanding of glass. All we know... yadda yadda yadda.

For a full list of Stig-isms, look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0515/4490722_200X150.jpg

Labcoatguy · December 8th, 2005, 06:36 PM

Some say that he's covered in feathers, and that his footsteps can set fire to plastic. All we know is...

JuggernautRM · December 8th, 2005, 06:59 PM

Some say that his tears consists of anti freeze, and that his sneezes can cause a tear in reality. All we know is....

ezrollers · December 8th, 2005, 07:48 PM

i forgot to add mine

some say that his bones are made of aluminium and that his gaze will turn you into stone, all we know is his called The Stig

First one to have his line said by Clarkson wins

Aflac · December 8th, 2005, 08:08 PM

Some say he has no reflection, and that he only eats from an easy bake oven.....All we know is that he's call the STIG.

Some say he uses sandwich bags for chewing gum, and that he was excommunicated for racing the pope's motorcade...All we know is that he's called the Stig.

bren_35 · December 10th, 2005, 03:19 AM

Some say he cuts James May's hair and that he whitens Richard Hammond's teeth...All we know is that he's called The STIG

zenkidori · December 10th, 2005, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dutch_designer

Some say he was born sideways and that he speaks in rpm's... (insert weird Clarkson expression). All we know is, he's called The STIG!

best one so far!

some of these are way too long.

Scott · December 10th, 2005, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bren_35

Some say he cuts James May's hair and that he whitens Richard Hammond's teeth...All we know is that he's called The STIG

LMAO!!! I love that one....

Some say his spleen is filled with motor oil, others say that he has an 8 cylinder appendix, all we know is...

December 8th, 2005, 08:50 AM	#1
ezrollers Joined: Dec 15th, 2004 Last Online: March 10th, 2007 Posts: 70 Rep Power: 0	Stig Introduction Competition Following Blaro's post in the Will the Veyron blitz the track record thread, I though it would be fun to have a competition to see who can come up with the funniest Stig introduction. What do people think? __________________ I am chagrined and bewildered

December 8th, 2005, 08:55 AM	#2
Magnet Joined: Jan 13th, 2005 Last Online: 04:57 PM Location: Perth, WA Age: 27 Posts: 1,992 Car: BMW E46 328Ci Rep Power: 23	It's just a matter of writing anything nonsensical down: Some say he has no elbows, others say he eats fluorescent tubes .... etc, __________________ Remember, a dog is not just for Christmas. It can also be for a birthday. In fact, you can eat them all year round!

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No Boss Neener, neener, I banned your title! Joined: Oct 8th, 2005 Last Online: 03:49 PM Location: 'mericuh, someday the UK. Age: 23 Posts: 6,618 Car: 2005 Volvo S60 R Rep Power: 68	Some say, His knees bend backwards... And that he has no understanding of glass. All we know... yadda yadda yadda. For a full list of Stig-isms, look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig __________________ Changed the avatar, but Blaro , JacobFox and No Boss - still RickRolling since 1988.

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ezrollers Joined: Dec 15th, 2004 Last Online: March 10th, 2007 Posts: 70 Rep Power: 0	i forgot to add mine some say that his bones are made of aluminium and that his gaze will turn you into stone, all we know is his called The Stig First one to have his line said by Clarkson wins __________________ I am chagrined and bewildered

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