Stig Introduction Competition

[vanMould]

Oh! I just came to think of it:
http://www.stiga.com/index.aspx?Country_id=1

[Gerhard]

hahaha a ride on snowblower! something every Canadian needs

[Nogger]

Some say that he was brought up by birds, and that he is ashamed of the moon, (weird face), all we know is that he's called the stig.

[RapedApe]

Some say he lost his virginity to a cylinder bore at age 5, others say he uses a 255lph fuel pump to consume his morning frosted flakes ... !

[zeoniks]

Some say he ingests only foods with three vowels and that he is afraid of the sound that a stapler makes. All we know is, that he's called the Stig.

[zenkidori]

Originally Posted by zeoniks

Some say he ingests only foods with three vowels

I'm gonna do that and make it a new diet, hahaha.

[Maxi]

Some people say his feet are made of rubber and he thinks the Bugatti Veyron is slow, all we know is, hes called the STIG

[RapedApe]

Damn slow Bugattis!

[jayhawk]

Some people say automatic transmissions make him cry, and gnats form a halo around his head. All we know is, he called the STIG.

[apack]

Some say that his bones are made of carbon fiber, and he believes in a god named powerslide. All we know, he's called he Stig

[Nogger]

Some say that his helmet makes the earth habitable and that his squealing laughter is fatal to baby kittens. All we know is...

[LongHairedHippy]

Some say he lives in an abandoned Rover factor. Others say that he is the child of Fangio and a disc brake. All we know is that he's called the Stig.

[gregsterguy]

Some say he is afraid of sunlight and that he only drinks coolant. All we know is that he's called the stig

[chvvkumar]

Some say he is Damon Hill and others say he is Heikki Kovalainen...All we know is that he's called The STIG

PS:This is my first post here!!!!
A big HI to all of u!
This forum Rox!!!!

[Dygear]

Some say he is always stuck in fifth gear, others say he prefers top gear, all we know hes called the stig.

Some say he has a girl called Stiggels, others say he has a boy called Stiggie, all we know is he called the stig.

[toma_alimosh]

Some say he's one of the surviving E.T.'s from the Roswell Incident, others say he's just out-of-this-world weird .... hahaha .... all we know is he's called the Stig.

[Z0RR0]

Some have said he fathered Chuck Norris ... and have since perished by accidental roundhouse kick. All we know ...

Yeah, it's late.

[ijob]

Some say nitros oxide fills his viens and he has a carbon fibre skeleton, all we know is, he's called The Stig.

[Carsightings]

Some say he sleeps with his eyes open, others say he`s scared of cats. All we know is, he`s called the stig.

[Xenon]

Some say he once ate an entire horse and that his feet are made entirely of lead. All we know is.....