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| Needless to say, I'm genetically programmed to seek out and enjoy gossip. So when my old man pointed out that Clarkson's written this little snippet for The Sun, I stole his paper to scan it héhéhé! ![]() So, if Mr Beeb is mooching about, perhaps y'all could fill us in with more juicy gossip. Who got off with who, who stole what, who got blindingly drunk and fell over etc etc? We do now know, who wasn't there. ![]() | |
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| May radar... ![]() | |
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| Don't you mean ..... MAYDAR ![]() | |
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| Yeah, that's more like it. ![]() \\\EDIT/// Oh, and stop pressing refresh every 15 seconds... ![]() | |
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| Mantastic! Joined: Jan 8th, 2005 Last Online: 12:43 PM Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 33 Posts: 10,252
Car: 2006 MY07 Astra SRi Turbo Rep Power: 74 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Quote:
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| Moi? Refresh? Tsk tsk, I'm just quicker that a bolt of lightning. I've been and posted the same scan elsewhere and come back here just as you posted. Or at least, your post landed somewhere between me opening up the forum index and clicking on TG General. So many browsers open, so many programs running ..... oh yeah ..... multitasking, that's the word teeheehee ![]() | |
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| Hmmm. May, May, May... ![]() | |
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| .dk beauty | He prolly couldn't find the way ![]()
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| ^ There's a song in there somewhere...(last two posts) | |
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| .dk beauty | ^Hehe ![]()
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| Oh May, Oh May, Oh May He couldn’t find the way To ride in little go-karts James had clearly gone astray Had May gone to play? At the fairground by the bay I saw him by the dodgems Then he swiftly ran away Up the M1 motorway He drove all night, all day To pick up his mate Hammond And travel to Norway The boat began to sway On the sea so dark and grey The little one was very sick Not far from Stornoway* Would they be castaway? Top Gear’s Hammond and May They called for Mr Clarkson He would surely save the day But Jezza wouldn’t say If he’d pick them up halfway For he was still at Dunsfold Driving down the big runway So the moral for today Is you always have to pay For ancient little Jaguars That James sells on eBay * Yes, I know that Stornoway is not in the direction of Norway, but it rhymes, so nah! | |
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And I thought I needed to get out more... | |
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| Hands up, I'm a geek with no life. I admit it. ![]() | |
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| Not A Dude Joined: Jul 30th, 2005 Last Online: June 13th, 2008 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 654
Rep Power: 0 ![]() | Not tall or small, process of illumination, James May. Oh dear, I am disappointed at James. |
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| Unloved and lacking a title Joined: Jun 13th, 2005 Last Online: 11:07 AM Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 23 Posts: 5,313
Car: 1997 VW Golf MkIII CL, Giant OCR 3 Rep Power: 54 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Quote:
2: Elimination, not illumination ![]() | |
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| OH MY GOD! What a prose... I'm going to stay away from my laptop a bit longer from now on in case I start writing poems and prose and lyrics and song on FG... Very damn good, and very funny though ![]() | |
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| Joined: Mar 5th, 2004 Last Online: November 11th, 2008 Location: Somewhere in rural Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,640
Car: 2000 Civic SiR Rep Power: 24 ![]() ![]() | Quote:
Gotta give kudos to Electrasar, though, that's some talent there...er...sort of I was never that good at writing poems, let alone with that many stanzas... | ||
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