The Faces of J.Clarkson - Page 16

Jacobi · December 7th, 2007, 01:10 AM

Hi all,

Trying again with my "face" of Jeremy... "Dr" Clarkson during the crap supercar challenge...

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/08/Jeremy01JPEG.JPG

What James would call his 'plumber' look...

NB: changed image to JPEG to correct my cock up... for you Ice Bone...

IceBone · December 7th, 2007, 01:31 AM

You fail at the internet. STOP POSTING BMP's!

Jacobi · December 7th, 2007, 01:40 AM

To IceBone: I know I fail, despite the help given to me... I am learning Master, the ways of the internet... I realised after that I had cocked it up... now everything is JPEG.

To show recompense for my ineptitude...

An all-over carpet burn:

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/06/Jeremy02JPEG.JPG

Dismay at EVASIVE DRIVING PART 2:

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/06/Jeremy03JPEG.JPG

His reaction to the Espace they "converted":

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/06/Jeremy04JPEG.JPG

I am sorry... I would use the newbie excuse but its crap anyway... Hope this helps... images/smilies/smile.gif

Jacobi · December 7th, 2007, 01:52 AM

ATTACK MONKEY!!!

Recoiling in terror:

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/06/AttackMonkey05.JPG

Asking to go home:

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/06/AttackMonkey06.JPG

This kind of undermines the hoodies thread... maybe the monkey should be smoking, and carrying a camera phone.... would a banana be a good substitute?

OnlyABS · December 7th, 2007, 04:12 AM

Jeremy: I like to stick out my tougue.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2175/2092005713_cf7f9e8cdf_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2008/2092786944_99abee5a9b_o.jpg

'CruiserMan · December 7th, 2007, 06:48 AM

Can someone do a .gif of James' victory dance from the American special, when his Caddilac beats Hammond's Ram around the track?

Jacobi · December 7th, 2007, 10:08 AM

This is my last image post, I swear... Don't have James May victory dance, I'm afraid but I do have:

Looking forward to going through a car-wash:

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/07/TheWashingMachine07.JPG

Richard the Lionheart (in a telephone box):

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/07/Espace01.JPG

P.S. I think my favourite part of that entire challenge was James holding up the number plate...

Amilo-D · December 7th, 2007, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'CruiserMan

Can someone do a .gif of James' victory dance from the American special, when his Caddilac beats Hammond's Ram around the track?

Done: its posted in the other thread

Laba · December 7th, 2007, 07:29 PM

I've got one from the greatest driving song thingy:

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9833/may3oi7.jpg

Amilo-D · December 7th, 2007, 08:20 PM

Nice pics there OnlyABS! I like the tongue thingy images/smilies/tongue.gif

PS: James may holding the number plate is just too funny

OnlyABS · December 8th, 2007, 04:28 AM

JC:"I'm going to kill you.."

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2381/2094853190_eafcf1558e_o.jpg

pfrocker · December 8th, 2007, 04:52 AM

had to do it

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5626/2094853190eafcf1558eoob0.jpg

Alasondro Alegré · December 16th, 2007, 02:12 PM

Exhausted, shocked and funny-haired

http://www.imagehosting.gr/upload4/out.php/i47431_snapshot20071216123911.jpg

http://www.imagehosting.gr/upload4/out.php/i47432_snapshot20071216124007.jpg

"What's the matter with going back to the estate car?"

http://www.imagehosting.gr/upload4/out.php/i47434_snapshot20071216140811.jpg

Amilo-D · December 17th, 2007, 01:13 PM

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/17/snapshot20071217134006.jpg

About to explode with anger..

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/17/snapshot20071217134840.jpg

Point and laugh

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/17/snapshot20071217135445.jpg

Happy face

Amilo-D · December 18th, 2007, 02:38 PM

Ok this one was quite funny. Watching Jeremy's hair flop about in the wooden morgan+4.

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/18/Jezzafloppy.gif

Duell · December 18th, 2007, 03:47 PM

It took some time to load, but .... that's funny images/smilies/jc.gif

narin · December 18th, 2007, 03:49 PM

Amilo-D's gif reminds me of mr. bean for some reason images/smilies/lol.gif

Sir Jeremy Clarkson · December 24th, 2007, 12:54 AM

This was by far one of the funniest news segments ever:

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/23/1.JPG

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/23/2.JPG

http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/12/23/3.JPG

stinger · December 24th, 2007, 06:55 AM

haha, wasting the 1500 pound aftershave, typical jeremy images/smilies/smile.gif

IceBone · December 24th, 2007, 01:02 PM

Well, considering it cost about 50p to make, not much of a waste.

December 7th, 2007, 01:10 AM	#301
Jacobi Joined: Nov 30th, 2007 Last Online: September 8th, 2008 Location: Perth, Western Australia Age: 23 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 5	Hi all, Trying again with my "face" of Jeremy... "Dr" Clarkson during the crap supercar challenge... What James would call his 'plumber' look... NB: changed image to JPEG to correct my cock up... for you Ice Bone... __________________ Jacobi Book Nut & Preacher of the Gospel of Top Gear Merchandise Last edited by Jacobi; December 8th, 2007 at 09:00 AM.. Reason: Quality

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IceBone Gulf Livery Rules Joined: Jan 14th, 2007 Last Online: 02:23 AM Location: Slovenistan Age: 24 Posts: 6,892 Car: Mitsubishi Carisma GDI Rep Power: 74	You fail at the internet. STOP POSTING BMP's! __________________ The Mitsubishop of Natural Aspiraton

December 7th, 2007, 01:40 AM	#303
Jacobi Joined: Nov 30th, 2007 Last Online: September 8th, 2008 Location: Perth, Western Australia Age: 23 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 5	To IceBone: I know I fail, despite the help given to me... I am learning Master, the ways of the internet... I realised after that I had cocked it up... now everything is JPEG. To show recompense for my ineptitude... An all-over carpet burn: Dismay at EVASIVE DRIVING PART 2: His reaction to the Espace they "converted": I am sorry... I would use the newbie excuse but its crap anyway... Hope this helps... __________________ Jacobi Book Nut & Preacher of the Gospel of Top Gear Merchandise

December 7th, 2007, 01:52 AM	#304
Jacobi Joined: Nov 30th, 2007 Last Online: September 8th, 2008 Location: Perth, Western Australia Age: 23 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 5	More JPEG Image Grovelling a.k.a. Jez versus the Attack Monkey ATTACK MONKEY!!! Recoiling in terror: Asking to go home: This kind of undermines the hoodies thread... maybe the monkey should be smoking, and carrying a camera phone.... would a banana be a good substitute? __________________ Jacobi Book Nut & Preacher of the Gospel of Top Gear Merchandise

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December 7th, 2007, 10:08 AM	#307
Jacobi Joined: Nov 30th, 2007 Last Online: September 8th, 2008 Location: Perth, Western Australia Age: 23 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 5	This is my last image post, I swear... Don't have James May victory dance, I'm afraid but I do have: Looking forward to going through a car-wash: Richard the Lionheart (in a telephone box): P.S. I think my favourite part of that entire challenge was James holding up the number plate... __________________ Jacobi Book Nut & Preacher of the Gospel of Top Gear Merchandise

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OnlyABS Joined: May 7th, 2007 Last Online: December 30th, 2008 Location: Omaha/Nebraska/United States Age: 22 Posts: 94 Car: 2002 Nissan Maxima GLE LFS Status: Rep Power: 9	JC:"I'm going to kill you.." __________________ ESP TCS EBD DSG......are all rubbish, all you need are onlyABS and a manual gearbox.

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December 18th, 2007, 02:38 PM	#315
Amilo-D Joined: Aug 17th, 2007 Last Online: November 3rd, 2008 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 26 Posts: 136 Car: 1998 Ford Puma 1.7 Rep Power: 7	Ok this one was quite funny. Watching Jeremy's hair flop about in the wooden morgan+4. __________________ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

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