The Faces of J.Clarkson

[Donington]

[PieceOfTat]

Originally Posted by Lilleput

High res version of this?

I'll make a screenshot out of the 720P rip. (Which looks GREAT on a 32" widescreen by the way.)

[Alasondro Alegré]

"Uaaaaaaaaaaaah! That noise."


"This is how you meet the French, by shouting at them. Aaaaaah!"


"Grrrrrr! I wanted to be an eagle or a lion!"

[Dsemaj]

Originally Posted by essentialatom

"Sqwivivol"!

BONUS ROUND!

What episode is that?

[LurkerPatrol]

This one beats them all. I know someone in this forum has an avatar of the same thing, but I didn't copy theirs. I in fact edited the video file using windows movie maker. Took it out frame by frame and animated it in imageready.

Edit: You might have to let it load frame by frame first before you see a smoother animation. I apologize for this and I am reducing the size as you read this.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...ch-druggie.gif

Edit2: Here's the smaller version

[mitchellknight]

scruffy, george michael unshaven 9 o'clock shadow, slightly drunk polar explorer clarkson was a whole new look

[Nogger]

Well done lurkerpatrol, that's the one I was talking about. My god it's good.

[M3_Powered]

LOOOOOL These are great.

[Rave]

@lukerpatrol,
which episode was that taken from??
EDIT: never mind, got it, series 6, episode 6

ohh and that squiivvivol was when Terry Wogan had come, one of my all time fav episode lol

[cdbob]

I loved Jeremy spunk face in the SLR vs. Boat Episode (6x06), as well as the 50,000 hp face.

[Tobias]

mmuuuuuuaaaaaahaaayyyyyyyy!

[cdbob]

Originally Posted by LurkerPatrol

This one beats them all. I know someone in this forum has an avatar of the same thing, but I didn't copy theirs. I in fact edited the video file using windows movie maker. Took it out frame by frame and animated it in imageready.

Edit: You might have to let it load frame by frame first before you see a smoother animation. I apologize for this and I am reducing the size as you read this.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...ch-druggie.gif

Edit2: Here's the smaller version

How do you make those things?

[Mopar Man]

Oh man, my post is going to be a long one. Every time I watch Top gear on my PC I always screencap anything funny that happens.

Let the laughs begin


'Adjusting glasses, or rude gesture, we may never know.."


"And then Silverston, there's the yokle with one tooth.."


'Not quite a face, but you get the point'









more to come

[Ottobon]

i think jeremy is just like my dad in that he uses his middle finger to scratch and point and move glasses and what not, or maybe hes a shy badass, but i have a feeling he would be blatently obvious if he wanted to flick somebody off

Originally Posted by Tobias

mmuuuuuuaaaaaahaaayyyyyyyy!

thanks for posting that, i never understood what he was doing but it always made me laugh, i want to go watch that episode all the sudden, grr

[NooDle]

from the Top Gear of the Pops special

[Werner]

Originally Posted by Ottobon

thanks for posting that, i never understood what he was doing but it always made me laugh, i want to go watch that episode all the sudden, grr

me neither, could someone explain?

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally Posted by Tobias

mmuuuuuuaaaaaahaaayyyyyyyy!

i believe he was shouting

"ROOOOOONNNNNNEEEEYYYY!" at that point, in a football (soccer to you) hooligan chant style

(wayne rooney, manchester united football player, the epitomy of all that is chav and incredibly dumb and an idol for those of a burberry persuasion)

why had he linked the fast ford with the chav (townies, scallies, hoodies whatever you wanna call them they are the scum of society) thug culture? because those are usually the type of people who buy and drive fast fords, i.e. essex boys. you'll find them on the front of many car tuning mags like fast ford, fast car, redline, revs and until recently Max Power which seems to have gone a bit up market.

the focus ST for all its speed and handling is a bit of chav chariot because of its price, it puts speed within reach of the football hooligan. plus in that vivid orange it really is a bit of a "tear away" and abit "loud and obnoxious" in comparison to the rest of the ford range. it just so happens the scum bag chavs can also be described with the same words.

fast fords are something normal people would appreciate and consider when purchasing a new car, however, for the fred perry hoodie wearing hooligan, a car like this is something to aspire to, like its the ultimate goal in life.

my next door neighborgh has one, in that colour, and he's a hardcase, football loving, carling drinking (fizzy piss in a can) drug dealer with a shaved head and a penchant for taking his top england shirt off the moment the sun breaks out. no doubt he paid for the car, the house (to which he just moved in and was about £300,000) and its many modifications by selling crack to the scum of this town.

certainly since his arrival about 2 months ago....the police chopper has been in attendance around our area most nights. it hardly ever used to venture up here.

[Dsemaj]

@above about to correct that!

[WirelessMonkey]

Some snapshots from the florida special


"AAAHaAHAH, dont do that tortoise!"


Richard:"I think hes going to notice"


"...BUT IM COOL!"


"ive just decided i have loads of petrol!"

[Tobias]

Originally Posted by otispunkmeyer

i believe he was shouting

"ROOOOOONNNNNNEEEEYYYY!" at that point, in a football (soccer to you) hooligan chant style

(wayne rooney, manchester united football player, the epitomy of all that is chav and incredibly dumb and an idol for those of a burberry persuasion)

why had he linked the fast ford with the chav (townies, scallies, hoodies whatever you wanna call them they are the scum of society) thug culture? because those are usually the type of people who buy and drive fast fords, i.e. essex boys. you'll find them on the front of many car tuning mags like fast ford, fast car, redline, revs and until recently Max Power which seems to have gone a bit up market.

the focus ST for all its speed and handling is a bit of chav chariot because of its price, it puts speed within reach of the football hooligan. plus in that vivid orange it really is a bit of a "tear away" and abit "loud and obnoxious" in comparison to the rest of the ford range. it just so happens the scum bag chavs can also be described with the same words.

fast fords are something normal people would appreciate and consider when purchasing a new car, however, for the fred perry hoodie wearing hooligan, a car like this is something to aspire to, like its the ultimate goal in life.

Oh, thanks! I thought Clarkson was just being silly. I guess there's a lot of jokes I don't get because I'm from the states. :-\