The Faces of J.Clarkson

[airmenair]

This isn't quite on topic, but what's the best way to take screen shots off a media player? or whats the best one to use to do it? I'm using windows media player but can't for the life of me figure out how to....

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[Alasondro Alegré]

media player classic, bs player and vlc media player (I think) all have a snapshot function

[Ottobon]

Originally Posted by otispunkmeyer

i believe he was shouting

"ROOOOOONNNNNNEEEEYYYY!" at that point, in a football (soccer to you) hooligan chant style

(wayne rooney, manchester united football player, the epitomy of all that is chav and incredibly dumb and an idol for those of a burberry persuasion)

why had he linked the fast ford with the chav (townies, scallies, hoodies whatever you wanna call them they are the scum of society) thug culture? because those are usually the type of people who buy and drive fast fords, i.e. essex boys. you'll find them on the front of many car tuning mags like fast ford, fast car, redline, revs and until recently Max Power which seems to have gone a bit up market.

the focus ST for all its speed and handling is a bit of chav chariot because of its price, it puts speed within reach of the football hooligan. plus in that vivid orange it really is a bit of a "tear away" and abit "loud and obnoxious" in comparison to the rest of the ford range. it just so happens the scum bag chavs can also be described with the same words.

fast fords are something normal people would appreciate and consider when purchasing a new car, however, for the fred perry hoodie wearing hooligan, a car like this is something to aspire to, like its the ultimate goal in life.

my next door neighborgh has one, in that colour, and he's a hardcase, football loving, carling drinking (fizzy piss in a can) drug dealer with a shaved head and a penchant for taking his top england shirt off the moment the sun breaks out. no doubt he paid for the car, the house (to which he just moved in and was about £300,000) and its many modifications by selling crack to the scum of this town.

certainly since his arrival about 2 months ago....the police chopper has been in attendance around our area most nights. it hardly ever used to venture up here.

so football (soccer) fans are actually in the same sort of bracket as drug dealers? if thats really true for britain then that is a bit different then the States, are huge fans sure drink beer and eat ribs, but their not crack dealers, all the crack dealers are too busy pimping ho's to really get out to the games

[Donington]

Originally Posted by airmenair

This isn't quite on topic, but what's the best way to take screen shots off a media player? or whats the best one to use to do it? I'm using windows media player but can't for the life of me figure out how to....

I can't get any higher definition pictures up because my PC is too slow for the torrents, so I had to make do with youtube printscreens...

[Tranquillizer]

Originally Posted by Tobias

mmuuuuuuaaaaaahaaayyyyyyyy!

which episode is this from???
cheers.

[Dsemaj]

07x03.

[stiggie]

It's Jeremy testing the Ford Focus ST (ASBO)

[Mercury]

Originally Posted by stiggie

It's Jeremy testing the Ford Focus ST (ASBO)

and on that subject...why did he call that car an asbo? whats that stand for and why is it supposed to be funny?

[GT-1]

Originally Posted by Mercury

and on that subject...why did he call that car an asbo? whats that stand for and why is it supposed to be funny?

ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Order in Britain. Jeremy labelled the Focus as such to match its "style" as if it was engaging in Anti-Social Behaviour wherever it goes. At least that's how I understood it.

EDIT: Keeping the post on topic, I'm surprised noone has brought this into the light... yet.

[AnGuRuSO]

Originally Posted by Jezzabelle

Funny pics? None, but handsome pics, HUNDREDS!!!

r u kidding? JC has got to be the ugliest dude in the world.

[airmenair]

Originally Posted by Alasondro Alegré

media player classic, bs player and vlc media player (I think) all have a snapshot function

ah thanks, i'm thinking of burning all the episodes to dvd and I wanted to use some pictures from the each episode as background in the title menu.

[Tobias]

Originally Posted by GT-1

ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Order in Britain. Jeremy labelled the Focus as such to match its "style" as if it was engaging in Anti-Social Behaviour wherever it goes. At least that's how I understood it.

And what about using the "Westbrook" camera filter?

[Peter3hg]

Originally Posted by Tobias

And what about using the "Westbrook" camera filter?

Danielle Westbrook. A bit of a chav icon.

[s0172236]

Originally Posted by Lilleput

High res version of this?

This ok ?

[Alasondro Alegré]

I love how he pops in and out of the shot

[Speedtouch]

Not a face, but funny nonetheless.



I have no part in creating this gif. I think.

I also saw these when watching some Top Gear on TV, and looked them up on my computer.

[WirelessMonkey]

Originally Posted by Speedtouch

That would be the lotus exige and the alfa 166 reiew

[mak]

from episode 4 series two..

[WirelessMonkey]

This thread needs a hammond face:


Paused the vid at the end of the atom review as he was saying "there are track day cars that will go faster"

[Bundesautobahn]

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