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September 3rd, 2006, 07:16 AM
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 Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: January 7th, 2009 Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 24 Posts: 1,150
Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 19  |  The Great Top Gear Beard Off As many of you know Top Gear Presenter Jeremy Clarkson; who has been voted as being one of the world's worst-dressed celebrities, and is a self confessed dull as ditchwater herring gull among men, is anti-beard. As one of our forum members (Blind_Io) signature goes “The Anti-Clarkson: Young American male with a beard who drives a Honda and is prone to wearing hats... Hey! that's me!”. Now I don’t have a Honda and I don’t wear hats, but then I’m not to tall for my hair. I humbly suggest that our host try growing beards, hence a beard off, and try to beat our own Top Bearded Members. PS: to those who have never had a beard, try they grow on ya Post your best beard day   |
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September 3rd, 2006, 11:42 AM
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| Wants Rick Astley's Babies  Joined: Nov 12th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Regensburg, Bavaria Age: 27 Posts: 6,030
Car: Golf LFS Status:  Rep Power: 40    | I just shaved yesterday...
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September 3rd, 2006, 01:22 PM
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| True Viking  Joined: May 26th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Norway Posts: 2,918
Rep Power: 21 | I've got some facial hair. Not so much. Don't wanna look like a hippie.
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September 3rd, 2006, 01:32 PM
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 Joined: Dec 21st, 2005 Last Online: March 8th, 2007 Location: California Posts: 78
Car: 05 Lotus Elise Rep Power: 0  | Hah, we did this at my old job once. Called it the Tom Sleck Mustache Growing Challenge! Rules you must be clean shaven on this date. You then have two weeks to grow the most powerful beard possible. Winner got a T shirt and bragging rites.
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September 3rd, 2006, 09:15 PM
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| Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: January 7th, 2009 Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 24 Posts: 1,150
Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 19 | Tehe, the Tom Sleck Mustache Growing Challenge, Winners new nickname Magnum, Losers new nickname Higgins. You never know our host might learn to like their beards like these two  |
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September 3rd, 2006, 09:18 PM
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| Neener, neener, I banned your title!  Joined: Oct 8th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: 'mericuh, someday the UK. Age: 23 Posts: 6,704
Car: 2005 Volvo S60 R Rep Power: 74 | Quote:
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September 3rd, 2006, 09:39 PM
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| I hate your sig! Joined: May 21st, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Frankfurt, Germany Age: 24 Posts: 1,410
Car: Mazda MX-3 Rep Power: 27 | I'm with Clarkson on that. Civilized people don't have beards. |
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September 3rd, 2006, 09:44 PM
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 Joined: Nov 14th, 2004 Last Online: 04:18 AM Location: United States, Britain, in time Age: 23 Posts: 3,029
Car: Nissan Altima 3.5-litre SE Rep Power: 36    | Beards are for pikeys, pirates and rally co-drivers, only those sorts of people can have them. Or homosexuals, of course. 
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September 3rd, 2006, 10:19 PM
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Car: FZ50 GTR Rep Power: 16 | hello from your resident uncivilized, homosexual, co ship-driving pirate!  
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September 3rd, 2006, 10:54 PM
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| Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: January 7th, 2009 Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 24 Posts: 1,150
Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 19 | Sigmund Freud, Ernest Hemingway, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Richard Branson, Vincent Van Gogh, Karl Marx, Jim Morrison, Jerry Garcia, John Lennon and Jesus. Truly a group of great men that are all equal in that they possessed great beards.
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September 3rd, 2006, 11:11 PM
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| Dispenses buckshot medication for all undead patients.   Joined: Apr 5th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Richmond, California, USA Age: 28 Posts: 9,076
Car: 2004 Honda Civic Coupe 2000 VFR800 Interceptor Rep Power: 121 | I'm not going to shave entirely, I've had this chin-wig since my second year in college and I'm not about to give it up now and go back to being a baby-face.  Arrrr, matey!
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September 3rd, 2006, 11:29 PM
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| Neener, neener, I banned your title! Joined: Oct 8th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: 'mericuh, someday the UK. Age: 23 Posts: 6,704
Car: 2005 Volvo S60 R Rep Power: 74 | Quote:
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September 3rd, 2006, 11:40 PM
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 Joined: Mar 21st, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Southampton Posts: 6,218
Car: Vauxhall Zafira 1.9 TDI Slush box. Rep Power: 58 | I went on holiday to Greece in 1976 and forgot my razor came back with a full set, liked it so I kept it. Went off to College in 1979 came back two years later to mum with a tash (shaved the bottom part off - improved pospects of employment I thought) - mum's comment:- "So you've grown a moustash then?" Errrr, what can you say but - "yes mum". Now happily married for some years I am completely clean shaven so regrettable I will not be participating in the beard off competition - good luck to all participants - Walter Goldsworthy excepted, if he enters.
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September 4th, 2006, 12:30 AM
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| Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: January 7th, 2009 Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 24 Posts: 1,150
Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 19 | Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
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September 4th, 2006, 03:05 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | I snapped a pic of Jeremy Clarkson on holiday last year. He was none too pleased that I had a camera handy. A scuffle ensued to retain control of the camera. Here's the pic... 
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September 4th, 2006, 03:43 AM
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| Dispenses buckshot medication for all undead patients. Joined: Apr 5th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Richmond, California, USA Age: 28 Posts: 9,076
Car: 2004 Honda Civic Coupe 2000 VFR800 Interceptor Rep Power: 121 | Jesus is here! 
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September 4th, 2006, 04:37 AM
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| Joined: Nov 14th, 2004 Last Online: 04:18 AM Location: United States, Britain, in time Age: 23 Posts: 3,029
Car: Nissan Altima 3.5-litre SE Rep Power: 36 | Jesus, your ear hair needs a trim, it's showing again. And get that Marmite off your face, it's not a good look.
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September 4th, 2006, 05:48 AM
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| Ambitious but rubbish!  Joined: Jul 12th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 18 Posts: 9,196
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September 4th, 2006, 06:49 AM
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| Banned For Trolling Joined: Jun 12th, 2005 Last Online: November 15th, 2007 Location: A mile high...and then some Posts: 4,809
Car: RX-7, Jeep Cherokee Rep Power: 0 | OH SON OF A BITCH! I totally trimmed my beard 2 weeks ago. Still got it, but I don't look like a mountain man anymore. |
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September 4th, 2006, 03:17 PM
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Car: Fiat Palio 1.6 16v Rep Power: 40 | Sorry guys, but I can't join you. I would need about a month to grow a respectable beard and I don't know if this would be enough, since I never had a beard before. |
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