The Great Top Gear Beard Off

Momentum57 · September 3rd, 2006, 7:16 AM

As many of you know Top Gear Presenter Jeremy Clarkson; who has been voted as being one of the world's worst-dressed celebrities, and is a self confessed dull as ditchwater herring gull among men, is anti-beard.
As one of our forum members (Blind_Io) signature goes “The Anti-Clarkson: Young American male with a beard who drives a Honda and is prone to wearing hats... Hey! that's me!”. Now I don’t have a Honda and I don’t wear hats, but then I’m not to tall for my hair. I humbly suggest that our host try growing beards, hence a beard off, and try to beat our own Top Bearded Members.

PS: to those who have never had a beard, try they grow on ya

Post your best beard day

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9361/beardtl5.jpg

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2541/crazybeardau6.th.jpg

Buba · September 3rd, 2006, 11:42 AM

I just shaved yesterday...

nomix · September 3rd, 2006, 1:22 PM

I've got some facial hair. Not so much. Don't wanna look like a hippie.

JediMindGamez · September 3rd, 2006, 1:32 PM

Hah, we did this at my old job once. Called it the Tom Sleck Mustache Growing Challenge! Rules you must be clean shaven on this date. You then have two weeks to grow the most powerful beard possible. Winner got a T shirt and bragging rites.

Momentum57 · September 3rd, 2006, 9:15 PM

Tehe, the Tom Sleck Mustache Growing Challenge, Winners new nickname Magnum, Losers new nickname Higgins. You never know our host might learn to like their beards like these two

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/341/wowbeardph1.th.jpg

No Boss · September 3rd, 2006, 9:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Momentum57

Tehe, the Tom Sleck Mustache Growing Challenge, Winners new nickname Magnum, Losers new nickname Higgins. You never know our host might learn to like their beards like these two

The one on the left looks like Ryan Dunn...

un-dee · September 3rd, 2006, 9:39 PM

I'm with Clarkson on that. Civilized people don't have beards.

Vette Boss · September 3rd, 2006, 9:44 PM

Beards are for pikeys, pirates and rally co-drivers, only those sorts of people can have them. Or homosexuals, of course. images/smilies/tongue.gif

ryosuke · September 3rd, 2006, 10:19 PM

hello from your resident uncivilized, homosexual, co ship-driving pirate! images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/1188/beardnb0.jpg

Momentum57 · September 3rd, 2006, 10:54 PM

Sigmund Freud, Ernest Hemingway, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Richard Branson, Vincent Van Gogh, Karl Marx, Jim Morrison, Jerry Garcia, John Lennon and Jesus. Truly a group of great men that are all equal in that they possessed great beards.

Blind_Io · September 3rd, 2006, 11:11 PM

I'm not going to shave entirely, I've had this chin-wig since my second year in college and I'm not about to give it up now and go back to being a baby-face.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7023/mekl6.jpg

Arrrr, matey!

No Boss · September 3rd, 2006, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Momentum57

Sigmund Freud, Ernest Hemingway, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Richard Branson, Vincent Van Gogh, Karl Marx, Jim Morrison, Jerry Garcia, John Lennon and Jesus. Truly a group of great men that are all equal in that they possessed great beards.

In your pitiful excuse for a meanful list, You forgot the most important, most powerful man ever that had a beard....

...Chuck Norris.

Cobol74 · September 3rd, 2006, 11:40 PM

I went on holiday to Greece in 1976 and forgot my razor came back with a full set, liked it so I kept it. Went off to College in 1979 came back two years later to mum with a tash (shaved the bottom part off - improved pospects of employment I thought) - mum's comment:- "So you've grown a moustash then?"

Errrr, what can you say but - "yes mum".

Now happily married for some years I am completely clean shaven so regrettable I will not be participating in the beard off competition - good luck to all participants - Walter Goldsworthy excepted, if he enters.

Momentum57 · September 4th, 2006, 12:30 AM

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Mr. Flappy Paddles · September 4th, 2006, 3:05 AM

I snapped a pic of Jeremy Clarkson on holiday last year. He was none too pleased that I had a camera handy. A scuffle ensued to retain control of the camera. Here's the pic...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b182/ext1/jcbeard-1.jpg

Blind_Io · September 4th, 2006, 3:43 AM

Jesus is here! images/smilies/lol.gif

Vette Boss · September 4th, 2006, 4:37 AM

Jesus, your ear hair needs a trim, it's showing again. And get that Marmite off your face, it's not a good look. images/smilies/lol.gif

SL65 · September 4th, 2006, 5:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Io

Jesus is here! images/smilies/lol.gif

zenkidori · September 4th, 2006, 6:49 AM

OH SON OF A BITCH! I totally trimmed my beard 2 weeks ago. Still got it, but I don't look like a mountain man anymore.

Redliner · September 4th, 2006, 3:17 PM

Sorry guys, but I can't join you.
I would need about a month to grow a respectable beard and I don't know if this would be enough, since I never had a beard before. images/smilies/lol.gif

September 3rd, 2006, 7:16 AM	#1
Momentum57 worships the 2010 Prius like a god Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 25 Posts: 1,405 Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 29	The Great Top Gear Beard Off As many of you know Top Gear Presenter Jeremy Clarkson; who has been voted as being one of the world's worst-dressed celebrities, and is a self confessed dull as ditchwater herring gull among men, is anti-beard. As one of our forum members (Blind_Io) signature goes “The Anti-Clarkson: Young American male with a beard who drives a Honda and is prone to wearing hats... Hey! that's me!”. Now I don’t have a Honda and I don’t wear hats, but then I’m not to tall for my hair. I humbly suggest that our host try growing beards, hence a beard off, and try to beat our own Top Bearded Members. PS: to those who have never had a beard, try they grow on ya Post your best beard day

September 3rd, 2006, 11:42 AM	#2
Buba Wants Rick Astley's Babies Joined: Nov 12th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Regensburg, Bavaria Age: 28 Posts: 6,384 Car: Golf V GTi DSG LFS Status: Rep Power: 51	I just shaved yesterday... __________________ [18:11] MXM: it means buba is better than you now [18:12] sam-l: In what way? [18:12] Slycer: longer penis

September 3rd, 2006, 1:22 PM	#3
nomix True Viking Joined: May 26th, 2005 Last Online: 1:10 AM Location: Norway Posts: 4,096 Rep Power: 65	I've got some facial hair. Not so much. Don't wanna look like a hippie. __________________ "If you're not getting the picture you want, you're not close enough" - Robert Capa "Your first 14000 pictures are your worst" - HCB - David Bailey! Who's he?!

September 3rd, 2006, 1:32 PM	#4
JediMindGamez Joined: Dec 21st, 2005 Last Online: March 8th, 2007 Location: California Posts: 78 Car: 05 Lotus Elise Rep Power: 0	Hah, we did this at my old job once. Called it the Tom Sleck Mustache Growing Challenge! Rules you must be clean shaven on this date. You then have two weeks to grow the most powerful beard possible. Winner got a T shirt and bragging rites. __________________ You can't rationalize cars like these, they're not something you buy with your head, you buy them with your heart because you love them and who can explain love. All I know is I love my lil elise more then I like any other car... To build a car right, first you must build it light! Magentic Blue, Black Touring, Hardtop V1, Micro Mirror, Painted Shift Knob, Braille Battery, Multivex Mirrors Sony Specialty Series CDX-F7715X Stereo, 2x Eclipse SE8355, 2x Eclipse SE8245

September 3rd, 2006, 9:44 PM	#8
Vette Boss Joined: Nov 14th, 2004 Last Online: 2:58 AM Location: United States, Britain, in time Age: 23 Posts: 3,639 Car: 2006 Volkswagen Passat 2.0T Rep Power: 66	Beards are for pikeys, pirates and rally co-drivers, only those sorts of people can have them. Or homosexuals, of course. __________________ 2006 Volkswagen Passat 2.0T. Das Auto

September 3rd, 2006, 9:15 PM	#5
Momentum57 worships the 2010 Prius like a god Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 25 Posts: 1,405 Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 29	Tehe, the Tom Sleck Mustache Growing Challenge, Winners new nickname Magnum, Losers new nickname Higgins. You never know our host might learn to like their beards like these two

September 3rd, 2006, 9:39 PM	#7
un-dee I hate your sig! Joined: May 21st, 2004 Last Online: November 16th, 2009 Location: Frankfurt, Germany Age: 25 Posts: 1,482 Car: Mazda MX-3 Rep Power: 35	I'm with Clarkson on that. Civilized people don't have beards.

September 3rd, 2006, 10:19 PM	#9
ryosuke Joined: Jul 28th, 2005 Last Online: November 15th, 2008 Location: franconofurd, germsmany Age: 24 Posts: 1,618 Car: FZ50 GTR Rep Power: 19	hello from your resident uncivilized, homosexual, co ship-driving pirate! __________________ Goddo supiido yuu! Burakku emparaa

September 3rd, 2006, 10:54 PM	#10
Momentum57 worships the 2010 Prius like a god Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 25 Posts: 1,405 Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 29	Sigmund Freud, Ernest Hemingway, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Richard Branson, Vincent Van Gogh, Karl Marx, Jim Morrison, Jerry Garcia, John Lennon and Jesus. Truly a group of great men that are all equal in that they possessed great beards. __________________

September 3rd, 2006, 11:11 PM	#11
Blind_Io Dispenses buckshot medication for all undead patients. Joined: Apr 5th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Utah, USA Age: 28 Posts: 10,993 Car: 2006 Nissan X-Terra - 2000 VFR800 Interceptor Rep Power: 266	I'm not going to shave entirely, I've had this chin-wig since my second year in college and I'm not about to give it up now and go back to being a baby-face. Arrrr, matey! __________________ War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

September 3rd, 2006, 11:40 PM	#13
Cobol74 Joined: Mar 21st, 2006 Last Online: 3:00 AM Location: Southampton Posts: 8,596 Car: Vauxhall Zafira 1.9 TDI Slush box. Rep Power: 126	I went on holiday to Greece in 1976 and forgot my razor came back with a full set, liked it so I kept it. Went off to College in 1979 came back two years later to mum with a tash (shaved the bottom part off - improved pospects of employment I thought) - mum's comment:- "So you've grown a moustash then?" Errrr, what can you say but - "yes mum". Now happily married for some years I am completely clean shaven so regrettable I will not be participating in the beard off competition - good luck to all participants - Walter Goldsworthy excepted, if he enters. __________________ Lotus 7 Registration Mark = KAR120C : Engine Number = 461034 TZ Ross Brawn genius or what?

September 4th, 2006, 12:30 AM	#14
Momentum57 worships the 2010 Prius like a god Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 25 Posts: 1,405 Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 29	Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. __________________

September 4th, 2006, 3:05 AM	#15
Mr. Flappy Paddles Joined: Jul 15th, 2006 Last Online: November 11th, 2009 Posts: 22 Rep Power: 0	I snapped a pic of Jeremy Clarkson on holiday last year. He was none too pleased that I had a camera handy. A scuffle ensued to retain control of the camera. Here's the pic...

September 4th, 2006, 3:43 AM	#16
Blind_Io Dispenses buckshot medication for all undead patients. Joined: Apr 5th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Utah, USA Age: 28 Posts: 10,993 Car: 2006 Nissan X-Terra - 2000 VFR800 Interceptor Rep Power: 266	Jesus is here! __________________ War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

September 4th, 2006, 4:37 AM	#17
Vette Boss Joined: Nov 14th, 2004 Last Online: 2:58 AM Location: United States, Britain, in time Age: 23 Posts: 3,639 Car: 2006 Volkswagen Passat 2.0T Rep Power: 66	Jesus, your ear hair needs a trim, it's showing again. And get that Marmite off your face, it's not a good look. __________________ 2006 Volkswagen Passat 2.0T. Das Auto

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September 4th, 2006, 6:49 AM	#19
zenkidori Banned For Trolling Joined: Jun 12th, 2005 Last Online: November 15th, 2007 Location: A mile high...and then some Posts: 4,809 Car: RX-7, Jeep Cherokee Rep Power: 0	OH SON OF A BITCH! I totally trimmed my beard 2 weeks ago. Still got it, but I don't look like a mountain man anymore.

September 4th, 2006, 3:17 PM	#20
Redliner Joined: May 19th, 2005 Last Online: 3:03 AM Location: Brazil - South America Age: 30 Posts: 5,288 Car: Fiat Palio 1.6 16v Rep Power: 114	Sorry guys, but I can't join you. I would need about a month to grow a respectable beard and I don't know if this would be enough, since I never had a beard before. __________________ God told me to give you candy.

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