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  1. June 7th, 2007 8:10 PM #1
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    Top Gear Drinking Game - NEW!!!

    For the returning season of Top Gear, here's some added fun for the best show on TV (and Torrents)...

    Every time they mention "Captain Slow" - 1 drink
    Every time they say Hamster had his teeth whitened - 1 drink
    Every time they show Top Gear Dog - 2 drinks
    Every time clarkson says powwwwer!!! - 1 drink
    Every time the Stig is up - 1 drink
    Every time the Stig lifts on the follow through 2 drinks
    Every time they do the Cool Wall - 1 drink
    Every time they drink tea - 1 drink
    Every time they have an F1 driver on - 2 drinks
    Every time they have a woman on - 2 drinks
    Every time they mention the Bugatti Veyron - finish your drink (equal to 1001 hp)

    ...and added by you guys...(06.06.07 7:30 PST local)

    Every time they say "next week" drain the drink.
    Every time someone exclaims "Rubbish!" - 1 drink.
    Every time Clarkson unexplicably stops talking for a few seconds..... and then finishes his sentence - 2 drinks.
    Every time a host says "Oh Cock" - 1 drink
    Each time a car is seen power-sliding - 1 drink
    Each time they go green and do it in a serious manner - chug the whole bottle to make yourself too drunk for the green to register.

    ...Keep em coming!...

    Please add to the thread so when the season is back on we're barely sober enough to hear "and on next week..."

    Cheers!

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    Every time they say "next week" drain the drink.
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    Each time J.C unexplicably stops talking for a few seconds..... and then finishes his sentence - 2 drinks.
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    "Oh Cock" - 1 drink.
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    "oh cock" definitely merits at least one drink.
    edit the first post digitaldler
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    christ guys we will be in the gutter after about 10 min. Then of course my prefered drink is a Black Russian or Jager so it's my own fault
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Finn View Post
    christ guys we will be in the gutter after about 10 min. Then of course my prefered drink is a Black Russian or Jager so it's my own fault
    try the piss that americans call Bud Light (ok no need to flame). James would have to be saying "Oh Cock" while drinking tea the entire episode for you to get mildly buzzed. yeah it's that bad
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    ah light beer

    how is Light Beer like sex in a canoe

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    Quote Originally Posted by karan812 View Post
    try the piss that americans call Bud Light (ok no need to flame). James would have to be saying "Oh Cock" while drinking tea the entire episode for you to get mildly buzzed. yeah it's that bad
    No need to flame, indeed. That stuff is utter shit. But at least it's not piss in a can like Keystone Light!
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    How a drink for everytime they say "caravan", "flappy-paddle", or "in the world"? Maybe a drink for everytime they crash a car too. Finish your drink off everytime May wins something. Finish off the case if Hammond and May win an epic race.
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    Everytime they say "flappy-paddle". That's a good one.
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    Every time a car beats the current fastest lap time (Koenigsegg CCR ?) - 3 drinks.

    When the Stig finally gets his hands on the Veyron, don't stop drinking til the end of the clip + 1 drink for each crash he has in it.
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    Every time Hammond says, "Now hang on a minute!" - 1 drink
    Every time Clarkson makes up some bullshit reason he won the challenge - 2 drinks
    Every time Clarkson admits that he chose the wrong car - 2 drinks
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    Every time May mentions "brown beer" - 1 drink
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    Ok, we need to vote on these rules. At the rate this thread is going you might as well kill yourself of alcohol poisoning before the show airs.
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