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Old December 27th, 2007, 11:28 PM   #1
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As the afterglow of his orgasm subsided into a content, sleepy nothingness, Richard listened intently to the gentle rush of rain hitting against the roof of the Top Gear studio, stroking his partner’s hair absently. He groaned dejectedly when one of the arms wrapped around him slid off and reached down by the side of the sofa for the clipboard.



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Old December 28th, 2007, 12:02 AM   #3
 
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It wasn't me but that does give me inspiration to write a story about Mrs. Stig. images/smilies/love.gif


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Old December 28th, 2007, 12:26 AM   #4
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Old December 28th, 2007, 01:42 AM   #5
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Old December 28th, 2007, 02:17 AM   #8
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I doubt anyone from here wrote that. But if they did then... :yuck:
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.....damn internets and its crazyness! I hope no one on here wrote that.
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WE DON'T DO FAN FICTION!!!!!!!

I've just seen the words "Richard" and "Orgasm" in the same paragraph. I feel sick. images/smilies/puke.gif
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