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Old March 14th, 2007, 11:46 AM   #1
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tim_lovejoy

shameless self plug... look at the consistency of my writing... totally shit.
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shameless self plug... look at the consistency of my writing... totally shit.
That is sooooo funny images/smilies/biggrin.gif Well done Blythy!!
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The Mercedes picture is also mine.
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There is also ED for those of you who don't know. The humour is cruder so I find it more funny.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com....php/Main_Page
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ED is better, but those were still pretty damn funny. images/smilies/lol.gif
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hahahaha those are great!!!
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