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    Where is Jeremy Clarkson??

    I have neen watching the new episodes and have not seen Jeremy Clarkson at all! What is going on????
    Thanks for the help!!

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    I was hoping this was going to be a game like "Where's Waldo".

    Mind you, with Clarkson, it'd be pretty easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amie8 View Post
    Mind you, with Clarkson, it'd be pretty easy
    Are you really sure about that?

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    Ha! Spotted him immediately

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    I am Jeremy Clarkson and so is my wife.

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    Is Jeremy really in that picture haha?
    Last edited by craZy_TACO; November 21st, 2012 at 5:15 AM.

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    If he's that 'shopped head in the top-right corner then no, he isn't actually in that pic.
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    Isn't he the one with the dark jacket over the Waldo outfit?

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    He definitely has a pair of those glasses. See his Twitter avatar for confirmation.

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    That's true. That'd cut out the guy in the jacket then...no glasses.

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    There's another guy in a dark jacket above the one without glasses. Also there's someone whose face kind of looks like it's been pasted on in Photoshop towards the top right corner.

    But on a slightly more serious note, I've come to understand that one can find Jezza in Helsinki right about now.
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    Could this be the op?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0200107AAnThfX

    Has Jeremy Clarkson been fired from top gear?
    I've been trying to find some answers but ill I'm reading is that he sent out a tweet against the BBC tweet during the two minute silence that Britain had for their fallen heros. And I also haven't seen him in some of the new episodes that I've seen
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    As long as the OP stays on the wasteland known as Yahoo Answers rather than comes back here, I'll be fine.
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