Why Clarkson Hates Bikes in Bikes mag

zenkidori · November 22nd, 2006, 7:53 AM

no, not any scans or pics(my phone was dead), but if you pick up this month's Bikes mag theres a funny article about JC and his bike hate, with interviews.

Wintermute · November 27th, 2006, 8:57 PM

I have the issue. I don't have a scanner, but would be happy to post pics if someone has a place to host them.

Mercury · November 27th, 2006, 10:08 PM

http://www.imageshack.us/ ?
http://photobucket.com/ ?
images/smilies/smile.gif

Danny Tran · November 28th, 2006, 12:34 AM

CooL! CANT WAIT!

epp_b · November 28th, 2006, 6:35 AM

Quote:

I have the issue. I don't have a scanner, but would be happy to post pics if someone has a place to host them.

I have a scanner. Mail it to me and I'll upload the scans to my personal server at home! images/smilies/tongue.gif

Kidding, of course images/smilies/wink.gif

Sir Stiggington · November 28th, 2006, 4:44 PM

^^But while you were kidding you let everyone know you have a personal server. So, everyone, if you need a place to host TG or FG, ask epp_b! images/smilies/tongue.gif

Ultra_Kool_Dude · November 28th, 2006, 6:18 PM

Bikes have everything Clarkson loves: noise, power, speed, excitement - but the dosage is just too high - ie. he's scared. images/smilies/wink.gif

epp_b · November 28th, 2006, 8:01 PM

Quote:

^^But while you were kidding you let everyone know you have a personal server. So, everyone, if you need a place to host TG or FG, ask epp_b

Nah, it ain't that good and I only have it on when I know someone wants to use it. It's just an old computer (only a 10GB HDD) running LAMP, connected to my home internet connection. The download speeds are pretty pathetic, I'm sure images/smilies/wink.gif

Although, I can put some stuff on the webspace I get from my ISP.

nomix · November 28th, 2006, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra_Kool_Dude

Bikes have everything Clarkson loves: noise, power, speed, excitement - but the dosage is just too high - ie. he's scared. images/smilies/wink.gif

No. He don't like the thought of falling off it, he don't like dressing like a power ranger, and he likes comfort.

Me no like bikes. Sorry.

epp_b · November 29th, 2006, 1:09 AM

And if you remember, he hates the sound of that high-pitched NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR....

BlaRo · November 29th, 2006, 1:14 AM

Pah, you're all a bunch of jealous sissies. images/smilies/tease.gif

(Damn, I don't have a bike myself...)

Ottobon · November 29th, 2006, 1:35 AM

Id love to read the article, can somebody scan it already?

I think it just goes against his general idealogy of bigger is better, he seems to like alot of cars that are very usable, yet can provide excitement and drama, such as a comfy Merc which also makes thunderous noises when you want it to,

plus where a bike makes noise a Alfa Romeo makes sound images/smilies/smile.gif

!!, ill let Motoguzzis slide, those things make the most beutiful noises i've ever heard out of small engine, but then their italian, so they would

Formula Stig · November 29th, 2006, 4:11 AM

There's a place for each,

Bikes offer a sensation that a car can't touch.

Cars offer you the security to try really stupid things.

But if you want speed, the bike has it NOW.

I'm talking real bikes not chopper shite.

epp_b · November 29th, 2006, 5:13 AM

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Bikes offer a sensation that a car can't touch.

Um...Ariel Atom? images/smilies/smile.gif

optimusprime · November 29th, 2006, 6:01 AM

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Bikes offer a sensation that a car can't touch.

In the immortal words of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: It's such a good vibration-uh, it's such a swe-et sensation-ah.

Wintermute · November 29th, 2006, 8:44 AM

Alright, here ya go:

http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656198-O.jpg

http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656468-O.jpg

http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656620-O.jpg

http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13657021-O.jpg

ahpadt · November 29th, 2006, 9:20 AM

Nice read

mautzel · November 29th, 2006, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wintermute

Alright, here ya go:

http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656198-O.jpg

http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656468-O.jpg

http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656620-O.jpg

http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13657021-O.jpg

Thanks for sharing!

nomix · November 29th, 2006, 12:08 PM

Thanks Wintermute. images/smilies/smile.gif

fbc · November 29th, 2006, 12:24 PM

Thanks for sharing Wintermute.

Good read - and quite tame by JC standards. Also shows the great relationship the guys have - 'he hates them because it annoys us' images/smilies/lol.gif

November 22nd, 2006, 7:53 AM	#1
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Ultra_Kool_Dude AWESOME!!!111ONE Joined: Oct 4th, 2004 Last Online: August 4th, 2009 Location: Clarkson's House Posts: 3,681 Car: POWERR!!! Rep Power: 0	Bikes have everything Clarkson loves: noise, power, speed, excitement - but the dosage is just too high - ie. he's scared. __________________ What's the difference between charity and socialism? What's the difference between sex and rape?

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Wintermute Joined: Mar 16th, 2006 Last Online: December 15th, 2008 Location: San Francisco Posts: 97 Rep Power: 15	I have the issue. I don't have a scanner, but would be happy to post pics if someone has a place to host them.

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epp_b Unexperienced lover. Joined: Jun 23rd, 2006 Last Online: 6:21 AM Location: Canadaland :) Posts: 7,312 Car: 1995 Nissan 240SX Rep Power: 140	And if you remember, he hates the sound of that high-pitched NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR....

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BlaRo Lady GaGa's #1 Fan Joined: Aug 18th, 2005 Last Online: 1:54 AM Location: Assachusetts Age: 21 Posts: 11,127 Car: 1997 Yamaha Seca II, 1976 Honda CB550F Rep Power: 360	Pah, you're all a bunch of jealous sissies. (Damn, I don't have a bike myself...) __________________ "It is impossible to describe this kind of performance to the uninitiated. Telling a traffic officer or a safety crusader like Ralph Nader that 100 mph can be safe is like reading the Constitution to a Maoist; it is a strange and hostile concept." -Brock Yates. The body was accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers. Because of Parkinson's.

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Ottobon Banned Joined: Nov 27th, 2005 Last Online: May 27th, 2009 Location: Detriot Metro Area Posts: 3,313 Car: 2 Rust buckets and a confused 1999 American. Rep Power: 0	Id love to read the article, can somebody scan it already? I think it just goes against his general idealogy of bigger is better, he seems to like alot of cars that are very usable, yet can provide excitement and drama, such as a comfy Merc which also makes thunderous noises when you want it to, plus where a bike makes noise a Alfa Romeo makes sound !!, ill let Motoguzzis slide, those things make the most beutiful noises i've ever heard out of small engine, but then their italian, so they would

November 29th, 2006, 4:11 AM	#13
Formula Stig Joined: Sep 26th, 2006 Last Online: November 5th, 2009 Location: USA Posts: 53 Car: is a bike Rep Power: 0	There's a place for each, Bikes offer a sensation that a car can't touch. Cars offer you the security to try really stupid things. But if you want speed, the bike has it NOW. I'm talking real bikes not chopper shite.

November 29th, 2006, 8:44 AM	#16
Wintermute Joined: Mar 16th, 2006 Last Online: December 15th, 2008 Location: San Francisco Posts: 97 Rep Power: 15	Alright, here ya go: http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656198-O.jpg http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656468-O.jpg http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13656620-O.jpg http://exactingscience.smugmug.com/p...13657021-O.jpg

November 29th, 2006, 9:20 AM	#17
ahpadt Joined: May 7th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: The Norwaylands Posts: 4,505 Rep Power: 55	Nice read

November 29th, 2006, 12:08 PM	#19
nomix True Viking Joined: May 26th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Norway Posts: 3,985 Rep Power: 64	Thanks Wintermute. __________________ "If you're not getting the picture you want, you're not close enough" - Robert Capa "Your first 14000 pictures are your worst" - HCB - David Bailey! Who's he?!

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fbc Moderator Joined: Jan 8th, 2005 Last Online: 7:16 AM Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 34 Posts: 11,770 Car: 2006 MY07 Astra SRi Turbo Rep Power: 128	Thanks for sharing Wintermute. Good read - and quite tame by JC standards. Also shows the great relationship the guys have - 'he hates them because it annoys us' __________________ www.sniffpetrol.com

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