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January 17th, 2007, 01:04 AM
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Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 19  |  Wikipedia deleted this... From Jeremy Clarkson Duke of sarcastic japary ? moronic xenophobe ? public school inbred ? or the very embodiment of arrogance ? all very apt discriptions but no one could possibly and justly define the root of all evil. Mr Clarkson is famed for being the 4th avitar of the antichrist, his lower jaw forged from titanium in the brimstone of hell's inferno - his every articulation poisons his already toxic atmospheric localaity. Clarkson is the proud owner of perhaps the most notable speech pattern in the parlance of English, over emphasising every syllabul, infraction and vowel sound his style can be said to be that of a tribute to Moira Stewart. A keen student of the black arts and machiavellian manipulation techniques, he quickly distinguished himself at hogwarts, where he famously ate his contemporary --- Gail Porter. By the way Gail Porter is a hotty
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January 17th, 2007, 02:36 AM
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When she found out her husband was boning another woman, her hair fell out!  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...=1774&ito=1490 | |
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January 17th, 2007, 03:12 AM
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Car: 1995 Nissan 240SX Rep Power: 45  | Wikipedia deleted it...yeah, duh, they did. |
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January 17th, 2007, 04:56 AM
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Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 19 | Ya she got alopecia, and i bet from when it first happen she was kinda hot what with the hairless thing. A few years ago she was smoking, but she has a really good sense of humor. Laughing is the best afrodisiac
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January 17th, 2007, 05:08 PM
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Car: None yet Rep Power: 0  | I don't want to be stupid but why doesn't she wear a wig? |
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January 19th, 2007, 04:22 PM
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Rep Power: 15  | I don't want to be stupid but who the fuck is Gail Porter?
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 She was a UK stunner....didn't someone project an image of her topless on big ben and the houses of parliament a few years back? | |
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January 19th, 2007, 06:17 PM
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January 19th, 2007, 09:25 PM
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She also bitched at FHM - who made her famous for the arse/parliament thing - quite forgetting that without FHM, she would have been in Asda arranging an interesting display of tinned beans, ravioli and peas. She's now famous for taking her sprog to première's of kids' movies. You know, that one with the penguins and stuff like that. The aforementioned penguins are hotter. | |
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