You know what Top Gear needs? More destroyed caravans!

epp_b · October 17th, 2007, 4:55 AM

So, how should Top Gear destroy a caravan next? images/smilies/biggrin.gif

TomCat · October 17th, 2007, 5:00 AM

Runway full of caravans + Jeremy Clarkson + military grade tank

BlaRo · October 17th, 2007, 5:21 AM

Send one into orbit.

With...a potato cannon.

The LARGEST potato cannon...IN THE WORLD.

nannocrob · October 17th, 2007, 5:43 PM

Just stick a mirror on the caravan. Then, before the BBC makeup crew gets a chance to fix Jeremy up, just push him in front of it. There should be some spill-over destruction

matt2000 · October 17th, 2007, 5:44 PM

lol how about take the wheels off and tow it. i like the tank idea too. make a boat out of a caravan maybe?

nist7 · October 17th, 2007, 5:59 PM

No. The caravan joke is old. They need some new material.

But I guess Clarkson can fart for 50min and all the Top Gear fanboys will still laugh their ass off. images/smilies/wink.gif

efoolution · October 17th, 2007, 6:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt2000

[...] make a boat out of a caravan maybe?

... how if I´d just launch a new Tv-Show, called TopBoat where - apart from showing everyone the newest and fastest boats noone can afford - occaisionally I turn something non-Boat into some crazy Boat ... like a Caravan ... or a Bicyle ... or a old Plane ... or a Iron Lung ... or a Pick-Up Truck ... you know ... stuff that has never ever been done anywhere before ... or i´ll turn a Boat ... into a Car images/smilies/mrgreen.gif

I´ll still need two co-presenters, one of them should have a good idea turning one of these little boats into a Car fit for a Race-track ....

http://www.submarineresearch.com/sub2.jpg

please step away from any "boat" Ideas for now ...

ViperVX · October 17th, 2007, 7:19 PM

Rent a caravan camp for a couple of hours. Collect all the excrements bags. Put a Caravan in a big armored-glass tube, like a giant scotch glass, fill it up with those "poo containers". Plant a grenade (or smth with more powerrrrrrr) in, with a timer, tin foil ring on top of the glass thing & watch... We call it - caravan on the rocks with a twist images/smilies/smile.gif

Steve Levin · October 17th, 2007, 7:58 PM

There can never be enough destroyed caravans! images/smilies/smile.gif

I'm thinking that they should have had to try to get caravans across the channel!

Steve

Magnet · October 17th, 2007, 8:09 PM

Make the Star in a Reasonably priced car tow one around the track.

ABxCD · October 17th, 2007, 8:10 PM

LOL. Attach the caravan to the Nissank and tow it into the water... James could do some maths and would come to the conclusion: Most of the caravan is made out of wood so it will swim ;D

btw: Have they ever destroyed campmobiles/motorhomes?

GM_IV · October 17th, 2007, 8:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ABxCD

btw: Have they ever destroyed campmobiles/motorhomes?

Judging from this season preview, yes only we'll have to wait to see it.

epp_b · October 17th, 2007, 8:44 PM

Quote:

No. The caravan joke is old. They need some new material.

Destroying caravans never gets old. It's just so sadistically entertaining! images/smilies/tongue.gif

ABxCD · October 17th, 2007, 11:43 PM

right, there was some "stock caravan crash challenge" in it... can't wait to see it -.-

KaJuN · October 18th, 2007, 2:26 AM

Three words: Off road caravaning. images/smilies/smile.gif

Either that or have round two of Historic People Carrier Racing only this time they're towing caravans in the race.

Ottobon · October 19th, 2007, 7:06 AM

Forget caravans, i want squirrel cam. I've said this before! Tie video cameras to the back of thousands of squirrels in big auditorium and then test cars for handling by running over squirrels. would be especially good if you tied the cameras facing backwards so it viewed "bushy tail, bushy tail, lamborghini, blood guts puss"

KaJuN · October 19th, 2007, 7:14 AM

Ottobon's reputation: -1

Thanks Viper! images/smilies/lol.gif

I'm too nice to actually vote against you for that.

October 17th, 2007, 4:55 AM	#1
epp_b Unexperienced lover. Joined: Jun 23rd, 2006 Last Online: 5:10 AM Location: Canadaland :) Posts: 7,425 Car: 1995 Nissan 240SX Rep Power: 144	You know what Top Gear needs? More destroyed caravans! So, how should Top Gear destroy a caravan next?

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TomCat Joined: Dec 11th, 2005 Last Online: 5:25 AM Location: Arizona Age: 25 Posts: 4,177 Rep Power: 70	Runway full of caravans + Jeremy Clarkson + military grade tank __________________

October 17th, 2007, 5:21 AM	#3
BlaRo Lady GaGa's #1 Fan Joined: Aug 18th, 2005 Last Online: 12:35 AM Location: Assachusetts Age: 21 Posts: 11,259 Car: 1997 Yamaha Seca II, 1976 Honda CB550F Rep Power: 372	Send one into orbit. With...a potato cannon. The LARGEST potato cannon...IN THE WORLD. __________________ "It is impossible to describe this kind of performance to the uninitiated. Telling a traffic officer or a safety crusader like Ralph Nader that 100 mph can be safe is like reading the Constitution to a Maoist; it is a strange and hostile concept." -Brock Yates. The body was accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers. Because of Parkinson's.

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matt2000 Hedgehog Sandwich Joined: Feb 17th, 2006 Last Online: 2:26 AM Location: Meerkat Harborough, UK Age: 19 Posts: 5,616 Car: 1977 lol sprung Land Rover shed LFS Status: Rep Power: 101	lol how about take the wheels off and tow it. i like the tank idea too. make a boat out of a caravan maybe? __________________ Forza 3 Owners Club

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ViperVX Joined: Dec 27th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Age: 23 Posts: 1,161 Rep Power: 27	Rent a caravan camp for a couple of hours. Collect all the excrements bags. Put a Caravan in a big armored-glass tube, like a giant scotch glass, fill it up with those "poo containers". Plant a grenade (or smth with more powerrrrrrr) in, with a timer, tin foil ring on top of the glass thing & watch... We call it - caravan on the rocks with a twist __________________ Top Gear Rullz 4ever! Last edited by ViperVX; October 17th, 2007 at 7:24 PM.

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nannocrob Banned Joined: Jul 25th, 2007 Last Online: February 21st, 2008 Location: Pahrump, Nevada Posts: 192 Car: Hummer H2H Hybrid AKA "The Redundant" Rep Power: 0	Just stick a mirror on the caravan. Then, before the BBC makeup crew gets a chance to fix Jeremy up, just push him in front of it. There should be some spill-over destruction

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nist7 Joined: Dec 20th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: KCMO Posts: 876 Rep Power: 27	No. The caravan joke is old. They need some new material. But I guess Clarkson can fart for 50min and all the Top Gear fanboys will still laugh their ass off.

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Steve Levin Master of Disaster Joined: Jun 7th, 2006 Last Online: 5:16 AM Location: Sunnyvale, California Posts: 1,077 Car: Spec Racer Ford! Rep Power: 52	There can never be enough destroyed caravans! I'm thinking that they should have had to try to get caravans across the channel! Steve

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Magnet Joined: Jan 13th, 2005 Last Online: 5:33 AM Location: Perth, WA Age: 28 Posts: 2,605 Car: BMW E46 328Ci, NA6 MX-5 Rep Power: 106	Make the Star in a Reasonably priced car tow one around the track. __________________ Remember, a dog is not just for Christmas. It can also be for a birthday. In fact, you can eat them all year round!

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ABxCD Joined: Oct 13th, 2007 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Germany Posts: 138 Rep Power: 13	LOL. Attach the caravan to the Nissank and tow it into the water... James could do some maths and would come to the conclusion: Most of the caravan is made out of wood so it will swim ;D btw: Have they ever destroyed campmobiles/motorhomes?

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ABxCD Joined: Oct 13th, 2007 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Germany Posts: 138 Rep Power: 13	right, there was some "stock caravan crash challenge" in it... can't wait to see it -.-

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KaJuN Disco Inferno Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: 4:29 AM Location: American in Okinawa Age: 23 Posts: 5,069 Car: Suzuki Swift, Honda Benly CL50 Rep Power: 176	Three words: Off road caravaning. Either that or have round two of Historic People Carrier Racing only this time they're towing caravans in the race. __________________ ...and Michigan still sucks. D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ This post was accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers. My Flickr

October 19th, 2007, 7:06 AM	#16
Ottobon Banned Joined: Nov 27th, 2005 Last Online: May 27th, 2009 Location: Detriot Metro Area Posts: 3,313 Car: 2 Rust buckets and a confused 1999 American. Rep Power: 0	Forget caravans, i want squirrel cam. I've said this before! Tie video cameras to the back of thousands of squirrels in big auditorium and then test cars for handling by running over squirrels. would be especially good if you tied the cameras facing backwards so it viewed "bushy tail, bushy tail, lamborghini, blood guts puss"

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KaJuN Disco Inferno Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: 4:29 AM Location: American in Okinawa Age: 23 Posts: 5,069 Car: Suzuki Swift, Honda Benly CL50 Rep Power: 176	Ottobon's reputation: -1 Thanks Viper! I'm too nice to actually vote against you for that. __________________ ...and Michigan still sucks. D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ This post was accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers. My Flickr

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