Although in Mac's defense, Spie, you have been showing signs of late of being Spectre's apprentice and one Spectre is enough for any forum!
Well, I'm much older than Spectre, but he's been here longer, so it does balance out. Besides, he and I have too many different views on things to be completely sympatico (unions, for instance).
Gentle bonhomie is fine with me though and I detect The Spie is going in for some gentle ribbing/Eurobaiting rather than trolling.
True. What I consider "gentle" is sometimes regarded as near-S&M to others. Plus, I do go for sensitive weak spots, which tend to magnify the effect. If I were a troll, though, I'd be combative in every post, not just the occasional ones.
Anyway why all this crap about a steroidal Audi TT (that's what the Veyron is in essence, that and a huge vanity project). Men in sheds have always made stock stuff go faster. This is a nice achievement but it certainly doesn't merit a forum-wide, jingoistic willy-waving contest.
Again, truth speaks. The weird part is that it isn't us Americans who are being jingoistic. Yes, Germans do take great pride in their achievements. I'm perfectly happy with that. Remember, I have a degree in a subject which caused me to take German as a second language in order to read papers in their original. You think I don't consider Planck, Schroedinger, and Heisenberg (among others) heroes, not to mention a certain Swiss German Jew?
A car isn't about top speed, it's about the whole package, the one that suits you best and that you can best afford. Picking a car based purely on its top speed is like picking your life partner purely because they have a nice arse.
And that's what drives me nuts about people who constantly deride certain cars because they aren't 1) rear-wheel drive, 2) manual (a.k.a. Jalopnik Syndrome), or 3) too heavy/too wide (a.k.a. Pistonheads Disease). If a car works for you, it works for you. The match between car and driver should be the defining factor. That's why it's so hard to completely disregard Cap or AM. They had a dream of owning a Dolly and an Old Old Panda, respectively. We can make fun of them for the maintenance follies that they're undergoing right now, but we respect them. That's why, despite everything, we love Rick. The Rick Rule is an expression of that love. Someone that devoted to so many atrocious cars has barreled all the way through Wrong to his own unique form of Right.
We all like, admire and buy different stuff but arguing that our personal choices are perfect for everyone or better than someone else's are, in the main*, a pointless waste of time and brainpower.
And let's learn not to push those choices on each other either. We can and should advise and tell people what's wrong, but let's keep to the facts on that. Except when it comes to BMWs. I'm utterly correct on the complete Evil nature of the company and its drivers.
*Choosing to lie in front of a speeding train would be an imperfect choice for just about everyone. Including the suicidal - you feel that way then off yourself at home in the bath with some razor blades, pills and Scotch - don't traumatise the poor train driver for the rest of his life and fuck up everyone else's day into the bargain. Please?
I'd say to just OD on an easily-cleanable surface. Avoid the razor blades, since that involves a sanitizing step afterward that's very annoying. Pills and booze were good enough for numerous rock stars. They should be good enough for you.