Most cars here only have two or three alerts that come on in specific conditions - headlight on/ignition off, door open/key in ignition/ignition not in run, and ignition set to start/seatbelt not fastened. That's it. In fact, it's often the foreign makes that add additional audible alerts like ice warnings, top open, and even on a few that had "you have turned your car off, so I will beep to tell you that your radio is secured" bongs.
Of course, the most annoying bonging/beeping noise ever to appear in the US market is the VW "La Cucaracha" tri-tone alert.
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Yes, that king of automotive annoyance was stock on every US market VW for quite a while. Yes, even the German made ones. For no apparent good reason. I would rather hear the $0.68 piezo buzzer that Jaguar, GM and a boatload of other companies fitted to their cars than that awfulness.