Unveiled: 2017 BMW 5-Series

Being on fire is not the opposite of "boring".
 
Neither is "On the side of the road in a puddle of coolant", "Honey it's doing that thing again" or "Worth 4 bucks 3 days after purchase"
 
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Being on fire is not the opposite of "boring".

Old unsubstantiated joke is old and unsubstantiated. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a modern Alfa Romeo spontaneously igniting...
 
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Old unsubstantiated joke is old and unsubstantiated. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a modern Alfa Romeo spontaneously igniting...

Maybe not catch on fire, it will be a case of death by a thousand cuts. Inevitably, the repair bill will add up and the problems will make you go mad.
 
Maybe not catch on fire, it will be a case of death by a thousand cuts. Inevitably, the repair bill will add up and the problems will make you go mad.

With these new ones, I doubt they will drive you any more mad than an equivalent VAG, BMW, or MBZ product.
 
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