Cryptopygia
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Post the stupidest stories of ones driving here, for all of us to ridicule. Does not matter where you found it, just post it here.
Here are two of mine: My uncle works in road maintenance. One night, he was on the job, and it required the use of the man who stands in the middle of the road with the "Stop-Slow" sign. Suddenly, he sees a car come roaring through (when she *an elderly woman* should've stopped) and she nearly hits him. When she was questioned about why she tore past an obvious stop sign, she said "I don't have to stop for anybody." I don't remember what happened next, as it was five months ago that I heard this.
From my dad: He was cruising down the highway, when he notices something odd about a car next to him. The driver was driving and READING A NEWSPAPER at HIGHWAY SPEED! He was glancing up and down at the road and his paper as he drove.
Your turn. And, sorry if there is another thread like this, I couldn't find one in a search.
Here are two of mine: My uncle works in road maintenance. One night, he was on the job, and it required the use of the man who stands in the middle of the road with the "Stop-Slow" sign. Suddenly, he sees a car come roaring through (when she *an elderly woman* should've stopped) and she nearly hits him. When she was questioned about why she tore past an obvious stop sign, she said "I don't have to stop for anybody." I don't remember what happened next, as it was five months ago that I heard this.
From my dad: He was cruising down the highway, when he notices something odd about a car next to him. The driver was driving and READING A NEWSPAPER at HIGHWAY SPEED! He was glancing up and down at the road and his paper as he drove.
Your turn. And, sorry if there is another thread like this, I couldn't find one in a search.