So I had a BMW 218d for a couple of days.
Sadly I was sick for most of the time, so no pics (aside from this one I stole off the internet) and only a short review.
Outside : me likey. It's BMW aggressive, but not too much.
Inside : typical BMW again, seats are very nice and supremely comfortable. It had heated leather everything, which was a nice touch aswell.
Size wise the boot is a bit cramped but the rear seats are suitable for actual people, not just kids.
Toys : Oh. My. God. This one was fully loaded with the following (I'm just naming this off the top of my head) : Prof. Satnav, Head up display, Double USB port, Bluetooth, front and rear parking sensors with camera, blind spot detector, active cruise control, 'traffic mode', electric everything, gigantic panoramic sunroof that even opens, automatic opening/closing hatch, lane assistance, an excellent 8 speed autobox, different driving modes that actually felt different (sport/comfort/efficientdynamics)
This thing was an absolute joy for my miserable commute since my left foot didn't need to do anything. Neither did my right, because the cruise control would see the car in front, come to a complete stop if need be, and drive off keeping a safe (selectable) distance. It didn't have the standard BMW cruising distance of 1cm though, they must correct that.
Lane assist kept sure I was inbetween the lines on the road, so I had all the time in the world to play with everything else.
The newer Professional satnav is better, quicker animations and gives you a splitscreen option (for instance, music details with album art on one side, and satnav details on the other side). This Beemer did not hesitate to play my 10.000 file USB drive either, and handled 1000+ playlists with ease. Another cool feature was the HUD that rises when you start the car. This gave current gear, speed, current speed limit (known only by whichcraft, I'm sure, as it was sometimes different from what the satnav told me), and various other custimizible things like Sat nav info (arrows), entertainment details, etc.
It was so good I even forgot the car had actual dials.
Gearbox: I like the autobox a lot, in D it was comfortable and lazy, but it can afford to be, because it has eleventhousand gears (8 actually).
I had expected to get tired of the constant shifting but as it's so hard to notice it's no bother.
Sport mode is more fun, this allows you to rev the shit out of it (which is pointless, since it's a diesel, but still fun), and even blipped the throttle on the downshift. There's a fully manual mode aswell, but as this car only had the main gear lever and no paddles I found this confusing. Up = down and down = up, I'll never understand it.
Small stuff : Minor things annoyed me : the standard BMW indicator stalk that doesn't "stick" is back, but here it's even harder to engage since it has a 3 blink setting and a constant blink setting that I confused. More annoyingly, the other stalk (which controls wipers) has the same setup now so this means I was either wiping 1000 kph in dry weather or seeing through a blur of raindrops. I quickly discovered the 'auto' setting and left it alone though.
Engine : this 18d is a proper engine especially coupled to this relatively light chassis (you can get it in a 5 series but I wouldn't recommend it). Especially combined with the autobox made this an excellent engine for this car. Typical BMW with all the grunt down real low where you'd want it, but not complaining if you went to the redline either. Despite all this redlining I did not manage to use 5l/100 km which is impressive.
Handling : this is where this car sets itself apart from every other MPV I've ever driven : it actually has some handling. Yes, it's FWD, and yes, sometimes in the rain on a slick roundabout, you do feel it. But everywhere else it's proper brilliant. With my eyes closed I'd wager I was driving a 3 series when in fact what I was driving was much more van like than it felt. Despite ridiculously large 18" wheels and runflat tyres, it still was very comfortable over potholes, while still giving you some feel in the steering wheel in the faster corners. Extremely impressive.
Overall : properly impressed 8/10 easily.
If only all the toys didn't add up to 40k?...