So I know a lot of us dread these cyclists that think they own the road.
Some of us may cycle (I personally don't), and again some cyclists are awesome (because they also drive cars/have more than 3 brain cells).
But a lot just suck.
So post your cyclist stories, good and bad. I know we have stupid driver stories, but I think cyclists should get their own topic. Vent it out, this is the appropriate place to let out your frustrations. We gotcho back.
Also in the meantime, I have a solution.
Send all the cyclists to India.
No I don't mean outsource, though that's funny when I think about it.
I mean put them on a goddamned plane and send them to India.
Why?
Because in India we now have highways, but even there people try to cross. And when they do, it's scary shit.
An unexperienced road-crossing cyclist crossing Indian streets would have such a copious amount of shit scared out of him that he would earn a greater respect for cars and a better sense of sharing the road properly with the big 2-10 ton creatures known as the automobile (10 ton being a bus/truck).
Oh and in India, buffalo and cows and goats and dogs and people all cross the street. And the last thing a cyclist would want to do is piss off a buffalo with giant naturally-sharpened horns.
Yeah believe me. I was chased by a horned cow at least twice in India. Both times as a kid. Scary shit.
Some of us may cycle (I personally don't), and again some cyclists are awesome (because they also drive cars/have more than 3 brain cells).
But a lot just suck.
So post your cyclist stories, good and bad. I know we have stupid driver stories, but I think cyclists should get their own topic. Vent it out, this is the appropriate place to let out your frustrations. We gotcho back.
Also in the meantime, I have a solution.
Send all the cyclists to India.
No I don't mean outsource, though that's funny when I think about it.
I mean put them on a goddamned plane and send them to India.
Why?
Because in India we now have highways, but even there people try to cross. And when they do, it's scary shit.
An unexperienced road-crossing cyclist crossing Indian streets would have such a copious amount of shit scared out of him that he would earn a greater respect for cars and a better sense of sharing the road properly with the big 2-10 ton creatures known as the automobile (10 ton being a bus/truck).
Oh and in India, buffalo and cows and goats and dogs and people all cross the street. And the last thing a cyclist would want to do is piss off a buffalo with giant naturally-sharpened horns.
Yeah believe me. I was chased by a horned cow at least twice in India. Both times as a kid. Scary shit.