Yesterday at the grocery store, we parked next to an SUV. The SUV was parked on the line with its front tire, and over the line with the rear. Well, my girlfriend drives a '96 civic, so she could squeeze in. Also, I was going to just wait in the car, so we didn't need my passenger door to open. Well, while waiting in the car, the owner comes out of the store; t's a mom and her daughter. They walk up to the cars, and the mom says to the girl, "Be careful with the door, honey. These mean people parked very close to mommy's truck."
The hilarious thing is, the mom went around to the back of the truck to load in the groceries, and the little girl just stood there, staring at me through my open window with a grimace on her face like I had personally wronged her. I said "Take a look at the ground. You know how you get a bad grade in school if you color outside of the lines? Your mommy colors outside the lines when she parks." The little girl giggled and says "she scares daddy when she drives, too."
Her mom peeked around the truck and told her daughter not to talk to strangers. It's been a while since I've gotten an evil eye like THAT from anyone in a while.
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