Berlin Carbage

Dr_Grip

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79 Opel Kadett|72 Ford Country Sedan|03 Volvo XC70
As i intend to make this a regular feature not unlike Spectre's Dallas thread i'm not using the general Carbage thread here.

As Berlin is not only populated by young Arabs and Turks, but also surrounded by rural land with high unemployment, chavving is the prime pasttime of most young-ish drivers around here, which leaves me with a neverending succession of badly-modded cars to photograph. See some prime examples here:

https://pic.armedcats.net/d/dr/dr_grip/2010/05/24/Foto-0043.jpg
This one's almost harmless - just too wide tires.

https://pic.armedcats.net/d/dr/dr_grip/2010/05/24/Foto-0045.jpg
The exhaust and the bodykit are only made worse by the "Onkelz"-sticker and the generally sorry state of the car.

https://pic.armedcats.net/d/dr/dr_grip/2010/05/24/Foto-0047.jpg
That's exactely the paintjob i'd have chosen for the car that promotes my fetish dating site (the rear window sticker reads: "Dating4fetish.com - vanilla sex was yesterday").

https://pic.armedcats.net/d/dr/dr_grip/2010/05/24/Foto-0048.jpg
If he'd had at least chosen which silly spoiler to use to ruin his Golf.

https://pic.armedcats.net/d/dr/dr_grip/2010/05/24/Foto-0049.jpg
Another silly bodykit on an Astra with "TF" plates - but why does it have a Vauxhall badge? Is this cool among chavs these days?

https://pic.armedcats.net/d/dr/dr_grip/2010/05/24/Foto-0054.jpg
Very tastefully modded, indeed. *shakes head*

https://pic.armedcats.net/d/dr/dr_grip/2010/05/24/Foto-0064.jpg
Witnessed this brilliant mod to a Golf while visiting my parents.

More to follow soon...
 
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The Onkelz-Calibra is spot on, a driving clich?.
 
The Onkelz-Calibra is spot on, a driving clich?.

Wow, that completely dissuaded me from ever wanting to listen to their music.
 
"vanilla" in any context means "standard", "boring", "run-off-the-mill". "Vanilla sex", thus, is the english-language aequivalent of our "Bl?mchensex".
 
It's carbage time again! We start off the show with this winner for the contest iof the most german flags added to a single car:

There's another of the badly-printed stickers on the hood, of course.

But that's quite harmless compared to what once was an Opel Corsa:

As the owner was sitting in the car when i took the photo and had no interest in having what Mal Reynolds would call "local color" happening to me, i can't show you a front view with the "sporty" matte black hood.

Evil Eye? Check. Non-matching hood and fender fitting? Check. Tires three sizes to wide? Check. Non-matching paint? Check.


This does not look that bad at first glance:


But upon closer inspection one finds out that fake chrome exhaust tips and the HR-V's back make an emberassing match:
 
We start off the show with this winner for the contest iof the most german flags added to a single car:

There's another of the badly-printed stickers on the hood, of course
Oh, I?ve seen one with more ... 4 flying flags on the doors, big flag wrapped around the hood, Flag scrarf at the antenna and both door-mirros with those flag-covers ... and he had one of those flag-colored flower necklaces around the inside rear-view-mirror ... so 8 flags on the ouside and 1 inside ... Wasn?t an S-class though ... it was a Opel Kadett (E caravan)
 


WTF? SRSLY.
 
Nice rides, eh? :lol:


Look, it's for sale!


Hello Kitty!
 
What? more hello kitty? just how big is that crap anyway? I had never heard about it until I red about it here :blink:
 
Stretch Camry.

 
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