Yes its my own fault but 'Ultimate Survival Alaska' fuck me, such shit.
You have to travel 50 miles along white water rapids... Here's all the equipment you need, logs, string, saws etc. I'm sorry? This isn't Scrapheap Challenge. Also they have 60 hours to get to the checkpoint and the finish line is always a photo finish.
There's always a military team "I've been a navy seal for 32 years, I was stranded in the desert for 40 weeks with nothing but my shoelaces and I've murdered on every continent... Really? Then how come you can't build a fucking fire and the team that whoop your arse consist of a 90 year old librarian and a single mother of 12? (Not quite true, but not far off)
Dear Nat Geo/Discovery make an actual reality show please.