The "What the Bloody Fuckintosh?" Thread

Penguin found decapitated in car park after being stolen from German zoo
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-zoo-mannheim-luisenpark-police-a7584301.html

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Yeah, absolutely ridiculous :censored:
 
Well, technically, that tweet isn't incorrect - it simply doesn't say a thing about the other half of the population, not that it doesn't come out of wimmimfolk. :lol:

Well..... I suppose you're right. "Women birth half the population! They also birth the other half!"
 
I did make sure to check whether artificial wombs, parthenogenesis, successful human cloning or human reproduction via binary fission of adults had been introduced before posting this. :p
 
A coroner ruled his death was accidental and plans to send a report to Apple about taking action to prevent future deaths.

Sooooooo.... a warning sticker? Or will they just stop selling their phones to dumb people?
 
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