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I live and work in Manchester. I'm going to milk this one for years.
Don't confuse my prediction of that not happening with me not wanting it to happen. I harbor a hatred of Manchester United that rivals the sun's intensity during solar flare season. "Why?" you may ask, as I'm a gunners fan and there's not as much of a clear-cut rivalry there. The answer takes the form of a little story...
My freshman year of college, my suitemate was a big Man U fan. At that time, I was a bit of a soccer agnostic, so I didn't know whether I would end up rooting for them. The events of the first month or so of school changed that neatly. My red devils-supporting (and CR7-loving) roommate singlehandedly made our room into a shitsty by leaving his trash and half-empty beers everywhere, refused to help clean up, caused a small fire in our microwave and was just a sloppy pig. Yeah, you might think that's minor offense, but there was another thing. Namely that he pretty much swooped in and stole the girl I'd been trying to date right out from under me, fucking her multiple times a day and then leaving his used rubbers everywhere. Not to mention the fact that he treated her like shit. He keeps this up all year and then cheats on her and dumps her in favor of a new girl. This kinda made me hate all of his annoying little habits, like drinking patron, sitting in bed all day and supporting Manchester United. The fact that they lost to Burnley singlehandedly made my day. And while Cristiano Ronaldo's departure has robbed me of my favorite object of hatred, I still can't stand them.
So everyone, do me a favor and sing along.
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Plus a bonus video showing definitively that City plays at Middle Eastlands
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