I have never game

You mean reigned. But I guess you can't rain either.

True, I have never done neither.

I have never fucked a ten (but one night, 5 twos!).
 
True.

I have never been on a rollercoaster. :cry:
 
Partly true. I was on something that called itself a rollercoaster, but was actually an affront to the name.



I have never managed to peek into the future.
 
True.

I have never stopped moving relative to the sun.
 
True.

I have never eaten this yogurt in front of me.
 
True.

I have never been to Bristol, Connecticut, and eat the yoghurt infront of smib that presumably he was going to eat.
 
False, I have done it many times before. A sever lack of spoon is ruining my plans today.

I have never sharted.
 
eeeewwww and true

I have never owned a boat
 
False.

I have never flown in a helicopter.
 
False.

I have never driven a Lamborghini (rode in RWD Diablo, though :eek:).
 
True.

I have never had a wish come true
 
I cannot remember.

I have never seen my life flash before my eyes.

IceBone said:
You mean reigned. But I guess you can't rain either.

True, I have never done neither.
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Deliberate, it came after a French lesson when I wondered what would "pleut" conjugate as when the subject is something other than "it".
 
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true. But I have seen my death flash twice before my eyes

I have never mashed a swede
 
^False! ;)

I have never jumped from a 10m dive-tower..
 
true

I have never fired a handgun
 
False. It's productivity was 20% below the average, and since we cut budgets by 30% in the third quarter of 2008 due to the financial crisis, we had to make it redundant.

I have never tried to put a pair of sunglasses in a microwave
 
Lies. All LIES!

I have never worked at a restaurant.
 
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