There was a bit about cottage pies a few pages back. And today i had a craving for some of it, Adu style. Here come ze piccies, 56k beware!
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The unprocessed stuff: tatters (i got them pre-peeled and parboiled, lazy me) (the baggie is some 700g, or 1kg unpeeled), milk, diced bacon (lots of it, some 700g), minced beef (some 500g), leeks (some 500g), butter, worcestershire sauce, tabasco, beef stock cube, and not in this picture, garlic and onions (i buy them pre-chopped in small tubes, again, lazy).
The tatters (or potatoes for those not into British names for foodstuffs) go into a large pot of water with a pinch of salt and boil for a good 20 minutes until they almost fall apart.
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Cut the leeks in 2 halves lenghtwise and cut them into roughly 5-10mm sized chunks. Rinse all the sand out (the dish is supposed to be rustic, not anti-rust)
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Heat up your cast iron casserole (or Dutch oven if you're of the persuasion of the other side of the pond) and put in the bacon.
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Cook over medium heat, we don't want to burn our precious bacon, until almost crisp and most fat has drained out. Now you take a small ladle and get most of the fat out there, leaving about 2 tablespoons worth in there.
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DO NOT THROW AWAY THAT FAT! We need it later on.
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Now, in goes the mince, garlic and onion (the last 2 cut into pieces of course)
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When the beef is cooked, add in the leeks and cook for a good 2 minutes.
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Add a glass (about 150ml) of water, the stock cube, a tablespoon of worcestershire sauce, and 1-2 teaspoons of tabasco (or less if you're a wuss). Turn the heat down and leave to simmer.
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Now, your tatters should be done by now. Drain them and put them back on a medium to high heat to steam them dry. This step is important, or else your mash will be mushy, and that's not good.
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Once your potatoes are dry (takes about 5 mins), bash the living shit out of them until you have the beginning of a mash. Now comes the secret. Add the bacon-fat you saved to the mash, together with enough milk and butter to make it a nice, smooth mash and whisk it in. The whisking bit is important, as it gets more air into the mash, which is good.
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Now add all of this into an oven-ready dish. First the meatstuff, then the mash, how hard can it be?
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You can put cheese or breadcrumbs on top if you like, i like to take a fork and pull little tufts of mash out, to make a sort of mountain range on top.
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Because those peaks get a nice brown color in the oven (200C or a lot more in F, too lazy to convert, for about 15-20 minutes).
This should serve 3-4 people, but my wife and i were starved to death it seemed, so we eated it all.