Random Thoughts....

I have a foam egg carton pad on top of my mattress. I love it.

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:Comes out from under rock:

No, I've not been lost to the internets - rather I lost the interets.

Our home net access was provided through my mum's workplace and they cut it off suddenly in May. So, we've been trying to organise broadband installation since, but with us all working we only just got around to it. Finally - but my computer hasn't been set up yet so I'm on my brother's for the time being. He needs it pretty much all the time for music production / recording so I can't use it much, and my work internet access has pretty much everything blocked. Hopefully I'll be able to get in here regularly within the next week or so - fingers crossed. I've been missing this place.
 
Shawn said:
Does anyone here own any memory foam stuff and do you find it more comfortable than regular pillows?
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Yup, love it. When i go somewhere i generally take my own pillow because it's that much more comfortable than any other pillow.
 
Zesty said:
:Comes out from under rock:

No, I've not been lost to the internets - rather I lost the interets.

Our home net access was provided through my mum's workplace and they cut it off suddenly in May. So, we've been trying to organise broadband installation since, but with us all working we only just got around to it. Finally - but my computer hasn't been set up yet so I'm on my brother's for the time being. He needs it pretty much all the time for music production / recording so I can't use it much, and my work internet access has pretty much everything blocked. Hopefully I'll be able to get in here regularly within the next week or so - fingers crossed. I've been missing this place.
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I hear things happen a little slower in Ballerat :p
 
^ Seeing as how that member has zero posts, I'm guessing it was a duplicate account by someone who already had a username on FG.
 
Shawn said:
So I figured I'd give the memory foam ones a try and now I'm rather excited to try it and see if it's worth the price. Does anyone here own any memory foam stuff and do you find it more comfortable than regular pillows?
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Yes and yes. I just have the pillow, but my parents have the full bed dealie, and God damn is it comfy. :D
 
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, his wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, ?I warned you to be careful! Now we?ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.?

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, ?Come on in.?

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window
glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, ?Are you the people that broke my > window??

?Uh?yeah! , sir. We?re so sorry about that,? the husband replied.

?Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I?m a genie, and I?ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you?ve released me, I?m allowed to grant three wishes. I?ll give you each one wish, but if you don?t mind, I?ll keep the last one for my self.?

Wow, that?s great!? the husband said .. He pondered a moment and blurted out, ?I?d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.?

?No problem,? said the genie ?You?ve got it, it?s the least I can do. And I?ll guarantee you a
long, healthy life!?

?And now you, young lady, what do you want?? the genie asked. ?I?d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,? she said.

?Consider it done,? the genie said. ?And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!?

?And now,? the couple asked in unison, ?what?s your wish, genie?? ?Well, since I?ve been
trapped in that bottle, and haven?t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.?

The husband looked at his wife and said, ?Gee,honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think??

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, ?You know, you?re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn?t mind, but what about you, honey??

You know I love you sweetheart,? said the husband. I?d do the same for you!?

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, ?How old are you and your husband??

?Why, we?re both 35,? she responded breathlessly.

?No Kidding,? he said.

?Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies??
 
I get to go to the Tire Rack next Wedensday and work at their company picnic, and there's gonna be Lotus Elises, and food, and a test track, and hopefully they'll be giving away free Enkei RPF1s in black wrapped in Michelin Pilot Exaltos.
 
Blind_Io said:
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, his wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, ?I warned you to be careful! Now we?ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.?

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, ?Come on in.?

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window
glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, ?Are you the people that broke my > window??

?Uh?yeah! , sir. We?re so sorry about that,? the husband replied.

?Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I?m a genie, and I?ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you?ve released me, I?m allowed to grant three wishes. I?ll give you each one wish, but if you don?t mind, I?ll keep the last one for my self.?

Wow, that?s great!? the husband said .. He pondered a moment and blurted out, ?I?d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.?

?No problem,? said the genie ?You?ve got it, it?s the least I can do. And I?ll guarantee you a
long, healthy life!?

?And now you, young lady, what do you want?? the genie asked. ?I?d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,? she said.

?Consider it done,? the genie said. ?And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!?

?And now,? the couple asked in unison, ?what?s your wish, genie?? ?Well, since I?ve been
trapped in that bottle, and haven?t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.?

The husband looked at his wife and said, ?Gee,honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think??

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, ?You know, you?re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn?t mind, but what about you, honey??

You know I love you sweetheart,? said the husband. I?d do the same for you!?

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, ?How old are you and your husband??

?Why, we?re both 35,? she responded breathlessly.

?No Kidding,? he said.

?Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies??
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:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
Blind_Io said:
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, his wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

*snip*
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Nice one, but havent we got a jokes thread for that? It'd be nice to see it revived :cool:
 
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