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What about a script that sends him to a torrent for gay midget porn?

What if he's a gay midget? You never know these days.
 
I wonder if there is Top Gear themed porn?

Rule 34.
 
I think I saw that one too.

Hint for the kiddies: If your lover ever says s/he wants to cover you in honey/jam/chocolate and lick it off, say NO. By the time s/he reaches the knees you'll be asleep and s/he'll be in diabetic shock.
 
Not sent via the contact form, but still quite funny:

from [removed]
to forforums at thisdomain.com
date Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 1:53 PM
subject challenge



Hi my name is [removed] iam a big fan of the TopGear program and the fast
driving that goes on in the program.

The reasons iam writing to you is that i want to set TopGear an challange
by inviting me to come onto the show and race The Stig and iam pritty sure
that i would win the race.

I would be most greatful if you would be most greatful if you looked into
my challange that i have set for you.

[phone number removed]


Yours Faithfully

[removed]
 
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Uh, FinalGear.com is a fan site.

Although I can tell you right now though that while you probably would have fun racing the Stig, it would make for some boring TV. Plus think about it -- if the Stig raced every fan of the show who wanted to race him, it'd be nothing but that for the next 1000 episodes. Not to mention of course that the Stig is an ex-F1 driver or whatever. Unless you're secretly Lewis Hamilton, you're crazy if you think you can beat a professional driver.
 
^ You're a good man for actually giving them logical responses. Kudos.

My favourite part is his "I would be grateful if you would be grateful..." :lol:
 
^ You're a good man for actually giving them logical responses. Kudos.

I know, I have way too much patience with noobs.
 
Well at least you have some patience, because I would get so fed up with them that I would likely close the site.
 
Plus this thread is my relief. I get to share the idiocy I get via the contact form with you all. :p
 
I was reading through the last few replies in this thread and came across this one

Could also answer why James May hasnt featured as much so far this season...

You read it, you cant unread it!


What sort of bloody idiot wrote....ahh crap.
 
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